- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

Where does a king keep his armies? In his sleevies

"what's fat,stupid,and has a shell" "i don't know what" "you, i lied about the shell"

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a car? Because she was a woman.

Whats worse then hell? The guy who commited suicide would know.

What's worst than realizing your mom is actually a transvestite? Simultaneously realizing this means you are adopted

why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

Why did the boy cry Because he fell

A sober Irish individual.

Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

What do you call a bookstore with explosive offers? Barnes and Cher-Noble.

A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she had leprosy and had to have her legs and arms amputated

Julian Ha.

My mom says to me are you gay and i say are you gay (What did i just do)

Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

Two olives are sitting on a table. One loses his balance and rolls off. The other calls down to it, "Oh my gosh, are you okay?" And the olive yells up, "No. I just rolled off a friggin table."

Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

Long joke Your such a downey

Why wasn't the woman happy when she gave birth? Because she was thrown into a pool of semen 9 months ago.

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