- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A hurt animal that should promtly be taken to the RSPCA for surgery.

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There once was a woman from Ealing, Who had a peculiar feeling She went to the doctors and was consequently diagnosed with Chlamydia

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

Why did the little boy fall down the steps? Because he wasn't a very stable person.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

Two guys walk into a bar. The Third ones a duck

I like my women how I like my coffee; without a penis.

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why can't Albert Einstein hold down a job? Because he's dead.

Why isn't Abraham Lincoln on Mount Rushmore? Because he doesn't have a helicopter and he's dead.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

whats red and and has 202 legs? an ostrich, ok i lied about 200 legs and the red part

Q: Why don't people like me? A: Because I smell bad and I give off a creepy vibe

Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

How are Lamborghinis and piles of dead babies alike? I don't have either in my garage. Except for the pile of dead babies.

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is an animal without a high enough level of intelligence to see the dangers in doing so.

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