- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

I don't mind gays unless they shove it down people's throats.

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a blind-deaf-mute.

Why was the man sad? His wife left

How do you know it's a bad day? When your brain does not release a high enough level of seratonin.

Phone rings Hello? Hi, is your refrigerator running? No, it actually broke down yesterday. Are you the repair man? Yes, the repairs will cost $400

What's the best part about having sex with twenty four year olds? There's twenty of them.

It's all fun and games until you stop having fun

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac over off a cliff? A Cadillac seats 5

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

Why did the elephant not do 9/11? Because he drank a hispanic turtle.

While your reading this. A man is robbing your home and sodomizing your dog

Q. What has four legs, but can't walk? A. A dog dying of a serious illness...

Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

Why did the hipster burn his tongue? He was in a terrible car crash in which the fuel tank exploded.

Every human being has some kind of penis <3

what do u call 2 puerto rician men playing basketball? won on won

Your Mom!!!

A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? Nobody, the car is parked while they look at a map for directions because doing that while you are driving would be very dangerous and could result in a collision.

How do you feed 1000 people? Cook 1000 meals .

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