- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

Why did the chicken cros- oh he got hit by a car.

why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

why was the asian kid the only one to get an A+ in the test? He spent the longest time studying and was therefore better prepared than the other students.

orange -banana and lemon say....... i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i want to eat u (RANDOMZZZZZ)

Two black men and a latino board a plane together. They are members of the Marshall High School football team, and all die in the subsequent crash.

What did the bank teller say to Santa Claus? May I help you?

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

What did the elephant say to the clown? Swell, morning isn't it?

A man walks into a bar he's drunk and can't feel it But he's ok

What do you get if you cross a motorway with a lawnmower? Killed.

A frog walked into a bar. Except by frog I meant Frenchman, and by bar I meant English pub. The Englishmen in the bar kill the Frenchman in a display of territoriality.

whats dumb and small? dandruff

what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

What's a Gingers favorite drink? Coke!

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in circle.

Why wasent Toby at school He was hit by a tree

When life gives you melons, your dyslexic

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

What's black and fast? A treadmill.

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Why did you just verbalize the onomatopoeic sound of knocking on my door rather than taking the action itself?

Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set in her backyard? Neither did she.

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