What did the Jew say to the German? He said hello.

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What do you call a black priest? Holy s***

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Why was i said when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

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Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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Q:How can you tell an asian has just robbed your home? A: You took the necessary precautions to purchase a very high quality security system and you caught the whole thing on tape, and the man was arrested.

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darude- sandstorm

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What do you call a black person living in the US? An African American.

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There once was a man named Steve. One day, Steve stumbled stupidly, shredding his shirt, shoes and shorts and subsequently shocking Susie; a small shy salsa student. When he arrived home, Steve's wife asked "how was your day dear?" Steve panicked at the thought of having to explain this traumatic event, but thankfully he had undergone speech therapy for his lisp.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a headache OUCH!

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Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

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Two guys walk into a bar. This is really exciting as they haven't seen each other for two years and are looking forward to catching up.

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Roses are red,violets are blue, dont read my words, says the ring of lords.

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: The Police. We have a warrant for your arrest.

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What does a vegetarian eat? colored penis

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

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Where did the girl go after the explosion? Everywhere

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What has potential but is in fact disappointing? This joke.

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If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

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What's worse than being arrested by a cop? Dying of AIDS.

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Why do monkeys fly with their wings? Because Elephants tend to run out of battery.

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Q: What's worse than losing your job? A: Seeing your entire family die in a car accident

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Why did Suzy cross the road? She didn't she got hit by a bus. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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