- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would you call it if Justin Bieber had sex with a woman? Sex, because thats what it is.

Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

Did you hear that the actress, Reese what's-her-name, got stabbed to death? Witherspoon? No, with a knife.

What's got one leg and no eyes? A leg.

Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

Hey I just met you and this is crazy this song doesn't rhyme penis

A drunk guy walks into a car

What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

What's the same about a duck-billed platypus and a duck? They both have a duck bill on their face... Duh!

There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

How many light bulbs does it take to garner an unnecessarily large crowd of a single ethnic group of people working together to simultaneously replace said light bulbs and uphold their cultural stereotypes? What the hell's a light bulb? I'm a culturally illiterate Amish man.

What do a plane and a flight attendant have in common? They're both going somewhere in their careers. Aside from the flight attendant.

Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

what did the blind man get for christmas? Cancer.....

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you suck your own dick.

Once upon a time, Ducks THE END

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people say thers saftey in numbers, try telling that to 6 million jews

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? A: Get in the car.

How is a fat girl like a tiny motorcycle? She isn't, and you should be ashamed of yourself for even thinking how she might be.

Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

Q: What do you call an anti-joke? A: An anti-joke

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