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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is Debbie short for? She has no legs.

How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

what do you say to the preacher when he walks into church? i dont fu***** know, im jewish.

What do you call a black person who has fallen? an ambulance

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Why did the little girl with no arms an legs cry? Because she fell off the swing.

Why did the dog in Detroit die in the street? It was stabbed.

What's black, white, and red all over? Something that's black, white, and red all over.

How do you approach a hot guy in the library? Very quietly.

Why did the little boy tell his classmates jokes? To try and fit in for once.

What's funny about Antijokes.com? Everything

Q: what's red, green and goes over 100 miles per hour? A: a frog in a blender

Why is the sky blue? Because it is

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

Yo momma's so ugly. Most people do not enjoy looking at her

Why did Susie fall out the swing, Because I hate disabled people and i pushed her

Why did the black man walk into a bar? To order a drink.

What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck

Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

why was the jewish boy afraid of ovens? because he developed an irrational fear of kitchen appliances. he would later, as an adult seek counseling and overcome his fear.

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

You know whats worse than finding 3 dead children in your house? Finding 2 dead children in your house.

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