Justin

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why do people take pictures in the bathroom? because they just got done taking a crap and they wanna see if they lost weight.

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What do you call a person who kills a black? A black man

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why was the little girl crying? she just watched her whole family get murdered.

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What did the fork say to the spoon? I have tongs and you don't. Ha.

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Your mother is so poor that she has to rely on government sent cheques to sustain a basic lifestyle.

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How do you get a black man down from a tree? Cut the rope!

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What do you get when you cross a jack-o-lantern and an antelope? Nothing. You wouldn't see an antelope by a pumpkin.

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A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "Yes, with proper medical attention and rest, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Beluga Whale walk into a bar. The Priest says: "Well because today is a holy holiday, I'll take a glass of white wine to celebrate." The Rabbi says: "Well, because today I have to kindle thy sacred light, I'll have a glass of merlot." The Beluga Whale then says: "Ooooooooorrrrooooooommmmmmmm....."

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What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer..... Just Kidding! He got a bike!

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One night, I walked into a bar. I ordered a few drinks, and left later that night.

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A Muslim walked into a bar. He didn't drink anything

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Why do you put babies in the blender feet first? To hear them scream.

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whats worse than finding 10 dead baby's in 1 garbage can... finding 1 dead baby's in 10 garbage can

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If you give a man a fish, he'll eat it.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, There's gas in your shower, Because you're a Jew. Love, Hitler

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Q: What happened to the dog when he eat the banana? A: he got raped by a monkey...

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what do you call a guy with no arm and legs laying by the door? Matt! what do you call a guy with no arms and legs floating on water Bob!

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Well I think that anti jokes are stupid.

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Why did the cow cross the road? The slaughter yard was on the other side!

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Why did the little boy drop his ice-cream? He was run over by a bus and died instantly.

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What's sad about a guy jumping off a cliff? The cliff.

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Why Stevie is silent nowdays? Because he's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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