Why is facebook ruining all of the world's social skills? Because Mark Zuckerberg has Asperger's.

A man died and went to heaven. Luckily, he was resuscitated by a trained medical professional, and after a stern warning from his doctor, he lost weight, limited the cholesterol in his diet, and went on to live a very happy and healthy life.

To mamma so fat..............nuff said

A Jew and a Nazi encountered each other on the street. They exchanged pleasant greetings and carried on in their desired directions.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter. It won't come to you regardless what you call it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? An even better question is why are the chicken morals being questioned every time it feels like doing something.

The man that loved birds so much that he played golf just to get a birdie.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, you murdered ten people.

why did amelia earhart get lost? because she was a woman

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

A dyslexic atheist stays up at night wondering if there is a Dog

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take your fott off his head.

roses are red violets r blue jump off a building no one likes u

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

Have you ever had a traditional Ethiopian Dinner? Neither have they.

What is my cats favorite college? Harvard

Knock, Knock? Who's there? Its Gilly.

Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy wishes the same.

What's worse than AIDS Nothing can possibly be worse than finding out you have AIDS

Two pies where sitting in a oven when one of the pies says: God damn it's hot in here. The other pie screams out loud: HOLY SHIT A TALKING PIE!

What is the only day of the year when you're guaranteed to find me? The day I kill you.

What's the capital of Ohio? O

What did the hat say to the scarf? Nothing.

A black man, a jewish man and a white man walk into a bar. The black man shoots the bartender, the white man takes the money and the jewish man holds the customers hostage.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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