Nigel Farrage and the concept of UKIP.

I think poop is tasty... just kidding.

One day a there was a guy walking down the street. If you thought this was a joke, you're wrong.

Roses are brown Violets are brown There is crap in my garden

What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

When life gives you lemons, Life isn't actually a person so saying that would be irrelevant

Woman rights.

Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

Your mom is so poor that she collect food stamps is on welfare and lives in section 8 housing and cannot find a job that provides her a livable wage

What do you call a man with no arms? Richard, as that is his name.

I like it it the butt -Tyler James Nehring call me 863-670-1547

how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

Why did the little and energetic girl fall down? Because I snapped her neck.

Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

roses are red, violets are blue, apparently you are blind or else I wouldn't be telling this to you.

If you share rice between 30 Africans what do they each have? Aids.

Why did the two children go sledding? Because they liked to sled.

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

What do you say when a black person is walking through wal-mart? Prisoner

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! :)

Did you hear about the guy who lost his whole left side??? Yeah he's all right now!!!

/\ The joke above was really dumb. \/ The joke below is pretty good.

What's worse then failing a test. Being raped by a horse

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