How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

Did you know that if you rearrange the letter in "Gill Lube", you can spell "Gullible"?

aodhan hearty

Woman:I give my Heart to You! Man:Thank You!!! The Woman then dies because one can't live without a heart

what has hair and can fly? a human.. i lied about the flying.

What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

Why couldn't Timmy go to the bathroom? He was constipated.

How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

How did the Nazis torture someone? They inserted a glass tube in the penis and flicked the end so that it shattered.

What do you get when you cross Skyrim and Call of Duty? A video game that has similarities to Skyrim and Call of Duty.

How do you make the general public confused? ...

How do you cheer up a sad caterpillar? KILL IT WITH FIRE

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Nothing, it's still a dinosaur! Her sexual orientation is regardless. ~kyle hudson

Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because it thought that it would somehow increase its chances of survival.

Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

How come the bartender didnt let the black guys in the bar Because the bar was closed.noone was aloud in the bar

A baby seal walks into a club.

What happened when the engineering student studied for a physics final? They failed.

Penis. (Note: if you get this you have a dirty ass)

What do you get when you cross a cow with an elephant? A deformed organism

Anti Joke

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