Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

You say tomayto, I say ecstasy.

What did the mushroom say to the carrot? Is this even important given the current state of world affairs?

An Irish man, an English man, and a Scottish man are standing on the edge of a cliff. The English man and the Scottish man both fall of. The Irish man calls the authorities to alert them of this tragic misfortune.

What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

Three women are seen walking while having ice cream. One of them is licking the ice cream. Another is sucking the ice cream, and the other one is biting the ice cream. One of these women is married. Which one is married? The one that has a wedding ring on her finger.

Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

A: I slept in your mums bed last night. B: don't care dad

one time when i bought a sonic blast they gave me a regular? size spoon and i was like this is a huge inconvenience.

What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

Why did the man drive into the river? He was sleep deprived from working overtime.

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

why didn't paul ride the horse? he was busy

2 black kids walk into school

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Shit on her face

if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

my gramma died

Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

whts worse than finding a worm in your apple? butt sex with the devil

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs water skiing? An anchor

A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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