- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm Abraham Lincoln. Are you Abraham Lincoln? No.

Q: what's red, green and goes over 100 miles per hour? A: a frog in a blender

When the tsunami hit in 2004, christians worldwide prayed for the victims. it didnt help

whats black and strange a paki

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get hit and die

What do you call 1,000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A horrible boating accident.

What do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? A Cog

Why didn't Angie die when she jumped off the Empire State Building? She landed on a pancake

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Kindly ask him to come down.

What musical band do you get if you keep shouting while in the mountain? The rolling stones. What do you get if you keep shouting in a snow covered mountain top? Blizzard Entertainment.

Who's worse: Ghandi or Hitler Answer: Hitler

Did you hear about the guy that told bad jokes? No.

Why did the deer cross the road? The overpopulation of man has caused an expansion of construction into the habitat of the deer and it has required him to occasionally frequent human populated areas.

What did Tom get for his 5th Birthday ? Nothing, he died when he was 2 years old

Why was the black man tangled in chains at the bottom of the ocean? Because he was a highly skilled diver and environmentalist who tragically entangled himself and consequently died slowly and painfully of suffocation while trying to save a whale from eating waste metal.

Q: How do you make sweet sexy love to cow and make her come several times and then have her lick your stick clean without nobody ever finding out? While secretly keeping her as your girlfriend forever? A: Wouldn't you like to know...

How do you stop a rhino from charging? An ak-47

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Assuming the fact that these children are in fact deceased, it would be highly inprobable that they could perform any task. Or that they would need to see any light at all, since the point of that dark room is to keep them concealed.

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

Only steers and queers come from Texas and i dont see any horns on you so what does that mean? It means I am not a Minotaur.

why did the mexican choose to work as a landscaper instead of at taco bell? landscaping pays much better and was a more practical decision in this economy to support his family of 13.

Where would you be unlikely to find a polar bear? In a courtroom.

What did Steve say when his leg got chopped off? Nothing, he went into a state of shock before blacking out due to loss of blood. Later on, he died, and a week later, a funeral was held, in which nobody showed up, because nobody cared for Steve.

Your momma's so stupid that she might not have graduated from high school, ceasing her ability to have an educated job. Now, she makes minimum wage and can barely feed her son.

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