What do you call a dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him he ain't gonna come.

-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

Q. what is the most amazing animal in the world? A. MULLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

how do you get a blonde to stop following you? file a restraining order.

why couldn't the boy use the computer He could i meant could

How High is a Chinese man

What happened to the boat that sank? Everyone on it died

What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

I will slap myself once for every like this joke gets!

Why did george washington not make it to the prom? because george washington is dead

Why was the clown sad? Because he was found guilty of raping and murdering 33 young men, and sentenced to death for 12 of those murders by a jury of his piers.

KENNAH CAMPIONS LAUGH

If you woke up in the morning feeling like P Diddy, get tested. Immediately.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Sara had no arms! Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sara!

What do you get if you put a lepper in front of a fan A mess

Guy 1: "Smells like UpDog in here." Guy 2: "No it doesnt.."

A: Whats black and hangs from my tree in my backyard? B: What? A: Blackberries B: Blackberries grow on bushes

A man walks into a bar... OW!!!

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I don't have a last name.

Roses are der Violets are eulb I am dyslexic

Grandma used to say "you only die once." Years later, I learned the wisdom behind those words.

Autism... is not funny at all, it is a serious issue in today's day and age and must be addressed and cured

Why did the black man have sex with the white woman? Because they were married.

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 Who? YOU SAID YOU'D NEVER FORGET.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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