Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

Why did the astronaut drop his toolbox? Because he ran out of air.

Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

what do you call a man who go his head cut off in a car accident? dead.

How did the dinosaur come out of the water? Wet.

Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. *smacks* ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

Anyone can post anything.

whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.

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What do you call a blonde with a Doctorate in Physics? Doctor (Dr).

What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

What happened when the chicken got to the other side of the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

What do andy and Justin Bieber have in common? they are both 5'7

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

What's worse than dividing by zero? Chuck Norris dividing your face!

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He decided to sail to Portland. He cast off and was never seen again.

What is worse than Shaq's free throw percentage? The free throw percentages of Reggie Evans, Bo Outlaw, Andris Biedrins, Wilt Chamberlain, Chris Dudley and Ben Wallace.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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