- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game.

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did the wife scream when she saw her husband? Because he was dead

Why is the melon having a wedding? Because it cantaloupe.

Why did the girl blush when she opened the fridge? Because she saw the salad dressing

Why couldn't the black man participate in the running category of the Olympics? Because he had no legs, he was referred to the Special Olympics, instead.

A paraplegic wheels himself into a bar. The barman asks, 'What can I get you?' 'Nothing,' replies the paraplegic, 'I've just pissed myself and I need you to help me clean myself up.'

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked.

Wanna here a joke? Feminism.

Why is it funny when dogs talk ? Answer: they don't

Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

Why did the horse stop running? His master beat him to death.

What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo. Moral: Cuckoo!

How did the lazy fat boy burn a lot of calories? He set his fat friend of fire.

Once upon a time, there was this guy. He lived a good life and then died.

What do Jerry Sandusky and Michael Jackson have in common? They both had sex with little boys.

Who is the best person to do your nails with? Nobody, you have no friends.

Why didn't little Timmy see the bus right before it hit him? Because he was blind

Why is there no gambling in Africa? Because there's no money in Africa.

Two drums and a sybol fall off the edge of a cliff. They hit a random pedestrian at the bottom killing him instantly. da-dum ch

Wal-mart didn't have the product I wanted. So I yelled at the manager until they had it. It didn't work and i was taken to jail.

a woman gives birth at the hospital in china and then the doctor comes in and says doctor- i have good news and bad news for your baby mother-what is it doctor- bad or good mother-bad doctor-the bad news is that the baby is a girl and the good news is that your baby has cancer

What do you can an astronaut with an apple? Never mind, I have a boner.

How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

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