- Anti Joke

I remember my days you know in the army, agfanifuckingstan, got dirty water, then spent a week shitting... Anyway, I was holding a grenade right? And then two of them came around and I was like "here come good boy! GOOOD BOY! Catch the ball!" And then I pulled the pin and threw it. Aww shut up, you are all like "YOU SOLDIER KILL PUPPIES!" NO THOSE WHERE KIDS! And they would have been like 15 today and been killing your men today! YOU ARE SO FUCKING WELCOME!

Dollar ice tea... I drink that Supa hot fire... i spit that Two and a half men................... I watch that

I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

What is the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? A dolphin is not a ghost

What do you call a guy who died in a stampede? Grandpa.

The EPA.

What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

why did the packers win the superbowl? because they were very good

What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

Knock knock, Whos there? Your adopted.

What's funnier then 24... The Holocost

A woman walks into the kitchen to make a sandwich because she is hungry and she likes sandwiches.

What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm an expert on flowers.

Knock Knock .... Knock Knock .... Pum Pum Pum .... LAPD! open the door!

Why did Chuck Norris start crying? Because he was in a coma

Why the kid fall of his bike? He got hit by a fridge.

Whats long and black? The line at KFC.

Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

Uh... What was emulating again?

Why do pokemon have hair? because they have no balls