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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

Whats worse then a rainy day? Rape.

What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

Q: what did the poor, blind, deaf, orphan girl get for Christmas? A: cancer.

What did the black guy say to the slave driver. Nothing, slavery no longer exists.

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

Boxing on Boxing Day

Knock knock Who's there? Banana? Knock knock Who's there? Banana Knock knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad you don't have cancer?

A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: The Police. We have a warrant for your arrest.

Why was the little African child sad? He had recently been denied an education only 4 days after witnessing his mother being raped and cut in half by a machete. ....he also had aids. ......and was in Africa.

Q: A squirrel a chipmunk and a spider monkey are fighting over these nuts. Who gets them? A: Your Mom ;p

A horse walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything or say anything because it is a horse. It proceeds to walk around and knock over a few tables before finding the door.

how much did the asian man pay for his operation? nothing. he's dead.

2 black people and a mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The black person because they decided it would save gas if they all carpooled to their job.

What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

Q: why can't women drive? A: because there is no road between the kitchen and the bedroom

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

What did the blonde say to the brunette? I just ate a chicken panini.

What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

Q. Why did the 8 year girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I have no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

I got a new jacket. The jacket had real cotton inside the sleeves. The next day my new jacket was gone, but the one i bought yesterday wasn't.

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