- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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are you from Tennessee, cause i wanna rip out your throat you piece of dirt

How do the american stop getting fat ? They don't.

Why was the kid running around? He was on fire

Why couldn't the man lick his elbows? Because it is scientifically proven that over 98% of humans can not lick their elbows.

Whats a difference between an eagle and a tree? They both can fly. Oh yeah, I Iied about the tree.

Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

Woman's Rights

What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

How did the baby cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

How do u kill somebody You throw a fridge at him

Where did susie go after the explosion? everywhere. What was susie after the explosion? a puzzle.

What happens when a women becomes pregnant? She gives birth to a child 9 months later.

Aodhan, Kevin, Taggart and Caoimhin walk into a bar. They have drinks and then leave.

Error 37.

A guy says to a palm reader "You look like you've seen a ghost. Palm reader replies "You've got cum on your hand."

Where do babies come from? My sex dungeon

How did my grandparents survive the Holocaust? Well for starters, it helps that they weren't Jewish, they didn't live in Europe, and quite frankly, they probably would have supported Hitler because they were right wing pricks.

What's a stupid joke on anti-joke? One that involves a random number with absolutely no meaning

roses are red violets are blue .no one cares about you, your a jew.

Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

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