- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget!

A lobster walks up to an octopus. What does he say? Nothing. Lobsters cannot talk.

Why can't a dinosaur clap its hands? Dinosaurs are extinct.

Why isn't Abraham Lincoln on Mount Rushmore? Because he doesn't have a helicopter and he's dead.

I had 99 problems Solved them all

knock knock. who's there? me. me who? shut up im robbing you.

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

why did jonathan not get any presents for the holiday?because it was the 4th of July

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

What do you call a man named Mark? Mark

Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

Why is it when birds fly in a "V" shape one side is longer? There's more birds on that side.

What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

What looks like half of an apple? The other half.

Why did priences Dian cross the street? Cause she wasn't wearing a seatbelt!!

walk into your friend’s house and say “what’s up with the dead guy out front?” (you have to murder a person for this joke to work)

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex

A jewish man walks into a bar and then gets hit in the testicles. he now has testicular cancer.

Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

Albino African Americans

A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

Q: What did the pony say when it had a sore throat? A: "I have throat cancer and only have six weeks to live."

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

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