- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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this girl and guy were sitting on my couch turns out its my sister and her boyfriend and she just farted

why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

Why can't Jimmy talk? He's dead.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

what did the African kid get for his birthday AIDS

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

A blonde, brunette and redhead are walking in the forest when they come across a set of tracks. The brunette says, "Those are dear tracks." The redhead says, "Those are elk tracks." The blonde says, "Those are moose tracks." They are then hit by bus.

knock knock? come in

justin littleton being sucessful

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What do you give a sick bird? Tweetment.

What is the answer to the question of life? Over 9000

Q:Why do you never run over black guy on a bicycle A: Because that is not a very nice thing to do

Why couldnt jim jump rope? His feet were nailed to the ground.

A quadriplegic walked into a bar, and... oh, whoops, nevermind.

why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuble prizes.

Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

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The dinosaurs aren't really extinct. Just kidding.

how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

why do black people have dark skin? because they were born that way

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