"I'm terrible at writing jokes." -80% of the people on here.

What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

Go away nothing to see here,. I said go away

Why shouldn't you drink and drive? You might spill your beer

what do you get when a white man and a black woman have a baby? A baby

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

What did the pregnant teen get for Christmas? A miscarriage

What's the difference between a black guy and an asian. They come from different race groups.

how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

What Mistake Do Ghosts make? None ghosts dont exist..

So an irish man walks into a bar, 10 seconds later he is dead. What happened was there was a sharp piece of metal on the bar so is cut his throat and he bleed to death.

Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

hey hey apple

a group of mormons walk into a bar... just kidding mormons aren't aloud to drink.

What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

What ended in the year 1970? 1969

Screw it you write the joke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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