How do you keep an idiot busy? Give him something to do.

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A priest, a rabbi and a scientologist walk into a bar. They discuss their various religious viewpoints until the scientologist gets a call informing him of his mother's death. The priest buys him a drink. Then the priest gets a call informing him of his mothers death. The rabbi buys him a drink. The rabbi gets a call. The scientologist expects it to be about the rabbi's mother dying, so he prematurely buys him a drink. It was actually the lottery commission telling the rabbi he won 48 million dollars.

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What do you call a man with a knife in his back? An ambulance

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A man walks into a bar, asks the bartender for a beer. Bartender says, "That'll be $3.50." Man says,"The joke maker did not explain monetary transactions."

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If you go to America, you won't see any fat black people. They're all dead and in prison.

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What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

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Robin, get in the car!

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What is green and red and is going super fast? A frog in a blender.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

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Roses are red Violets are blue If you need a poo.... ...hold it in.

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On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

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Whu did the boy drop his cheeseburger? Because the school janitor whacked him with a mallet.

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Caller: Is your fridge running! Callee: ... umm yes? Caller: I guess you don't need my services. Thanks Callee: ok bye

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Wanna see me count to ten? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.

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Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

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Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

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What do you call a black priest? Holy s***

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

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Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

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Internet Explorer

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whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

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Why was i said when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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