- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did a Jewish man have no hair left? He recently got a haircut.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

Why doesn't little billy eat his vegetables at the dinner table... Because billy has bin dead for 3 years

Whats 10-5(45+76)? please help my homework is due next class and i am currently to busy worrying about my dad's cancer to think about this problem.

What do you call a black man with cancer? Someone with cancer

What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

why did the baby fall down the stairs? i pushed it.

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. But it wasn't actually getting bigger, it was just getting closer. So I got hit in the face.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

How do you stop an African outlaw who uses child soldiers? Angelina Jolie

Why some people don't get the flu twice? Because they died!

Q: Why didn't the blonde answer the call from her boyfriend? A: She had died in a rollover the day before.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. He was stapled to the baby.

Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

What do you call a guy with a bomb strapped to his chest flying a plane? A pilot with a bomb strapped to his chest

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

eden stop

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

A man walks into a pole He breaks his nose And bleeds to death

drugs.

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