- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a banana? Banana's don't hijack planes.

No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a rapist.

A homeless man walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says it'll be $4.50. The homeless man doesn't have any money so he leaves.

What do u call a Mexican on the moon? An astronaut. What do u call all the Mexicans on the moon? Problem solved!!!

I will slap myself once for every like this joke gets!

Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

How do you make a retard make a sound like a dog? Douse him in gasoline and light him on fire. WOOF!

he took my chicken i shoot him in the foot and raped his dog

Q. Whats does the kid and the dog have in common? A. The kid has Herpes.

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

Once there was a pig named Poga. When he grew up, he was slaughtered and made into bacon.

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

why was six afraid of seven? seven was a sex offender

What do you call cat that is on fire? Nigel.

A mute man writes a joke that would only be funny to blind people.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

1 pack of bacon 2 fat guys. They both die fighting over it.

black people

Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

What's worse than taking a final? Getting shot in the face.

What's the difference between a banana and a monkey? They're both yellow, except the monkey

A man walks into a bar. He orders a Guinness.

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