what do you call a man who go his head cut off in a car accident? dead.

Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

Why did the astronaut drop his toolbox? Because he ran out of air.

Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

Why did Suzie fall of the swing???? she had down syndrome

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

What would u like to drink?

What is the difference between a black man and a Chevrolet? They didn't sell Chevrolets in the 1800s.

Why did the door close? Because I closed it.

Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

Q: What happens when you sit in the middle of the road? A: You get hit by a car and die a horrible death as your family members mourn in the loss and remain sad forever.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar, has a few drinks, chats with some fans, and leaves. The very next day, Justin Bieber is out buying groceries.

What's yellow and shouldnt be in this country. The asian girl in my economics class

Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Mexican and an American are on a plane. It crashes due to an oversight concerning its weight limit, killing all of its passengers.

Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

What happened when the chicken got to the other side of the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.

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wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. *smacks* ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

What do andy and Justin Bieber have in common? they are both 5'7

What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

Anti Joke

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