Why did Bob stop at the light? Because it was red and not doing so would be illegal.

the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

Whats the difference of a pile of dead babys and a lambrogini? One of them is not inside of my garage.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy launched a flare. Nobody came.

a black man is chasing a white man,, "sir you dropped your wallet'!!

Why was the little boy late for school? Because he was hit by a truck.

Yo momma's so poor, she needs to work 2 jobs to support her family.

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

Why some people don't get the flu twice? Because they died!

Knock Knock. Who's there? A little boy who can't reach the doorbell.

whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

A mute man writes a joke that would only be funny to blind people.

* Are you afraid of dinosaurs? * No, they're all dead.

I was just thinking of how much i laughed at the challenger launch.

Why am I sad right now? Because I just Sh*t my pants.

What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

Knock Knock Come in! :)

You idiot thats 9 letters

How can you tell if a man has an erection? His penis is no longer flaccid

whats the diffrence 2 gay people and 1 gay person? A 1 person diffrence

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