- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist? He didn't believe in santa.

What do you can a preschool on fire? A very dangerouse situation

Whats long and red all over? This Cut on my arm, i should get it checked out.

What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

Your momma so fat that she went to the doctor and he told he to cut down on the junk food because she weighs more than the average human being

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Nothing. He celebrates Kwanzaa.

SEX IS LIKE MATH ADD THE BED SUBTRACT THECLOTHES DIVIDE THE LEGS AND PRAY U DONT MULTIPLY!!!!

Things i like to do when im bored; chase after ostriches take major dumps masturbate give myself major erections EJ

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What do you call a skeleton in a closet? The hide-and-seek champion.

What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

What has 3 eyes, green fur and blue ears? Nothing.

Roses are red Grass is green Get in the van If you know what I mean

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

What did the sun say to the moon ?? Nothing - they can't speak

Q. How do you know when an asian has robbed your house?? A. Like any other thief, most of your expensive belongings will be gone it depends on duration of robbing and their morality

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? I don't know, I've never tried to.

A pig walks into a bar and says, "Oink."

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

What is Arnold Schwarzenegger's favorite lollipop? Choppa Chups.

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