- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yesterday I told a chemistry joke. There was no reaction.

What is grey and cannot fly? A parking lot.

Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

Slow and steady wins the race, But only in some cases. Mostly never.

Why did the woman spend all her time in the kitchen? For fear of her abusive husband.

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

Why should you be concerned if you see a black midget with no arms and no legs falling off a building? He might get hurt.

You will NEVER guess what just happened!

If life hands you lemons, take them they taste good

Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Matt is a Duster!

just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

A black guy and a white guy are walking down the sidewalk. As it suddenly begins to rain, what does the white guy say to the black guy? Nothing. They did not know each other.

Why did the homeless man kill his dog? Because a drunk rich guy said he'd pay him a hundred dollars if he did.

I HATE GEORGE LOPEZ

When life gives you a pack of Kools, make Kool-Aid.

why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

Where did the AIDS victim go on vacation? To the hospital.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Balls

What do you call a dog with 4 legs? A dog.

A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

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What do you call the child of a black male and an asian female? A child of mixed ethnicities.

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