- Anti Joke

What did the Wife say to her husband about his Erectile Dysfunction? - Im sorry I dont know how to finish a joke based on this private a matter.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's DEAD!

Why was the little kid bullied? Because kids are goats.

Vaginas are like? books. You stick your dick in them.

chuck norris does not know how to use a plunger.

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

what does a baby sound like in a microwave. i don't know i was masturbating

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

Q: Why did Jimmy not have balls? A: A terrible, terrible sand paper accident.

Why did the little boy fall down the tree? He didn't. He jumped.

How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...

A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is quite strange, but then realizes he is dreaming. He awakes and tells his wife about it. His wife tells him to go to sleep. The bartender is now sad because he realizes his marriage is in shambles

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What does an Asian do in a library in his school? Write one of these.

Q: Why did the man die of starvation??? A: He didn't eat for 3 days!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

what did the addidas sign say to the nike sign? I'm all in

Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Today I'll wear a hat on my head Instead of a shoe.