Your momma is so dumb she'd starve if she were trapped in a fully stocked grocery store. -Actually my mom has a pHD in Nutritional Science. If she were trapped in a fully stocked grocery store, she'd utilize that knowledge to maintain a balanced diet until a way was made available for her to return home.

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What do they call Chinese food in China? Food

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because he would scare the shit out of everyone, and come to think of it wasn't even sure he had been invited.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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So a woman goes to the doctor for an ultra-sound. The doctor says I have good news. The woman inquisitively replies what is it doctor, the doctor replies ; Your baby is Dead.

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What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

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A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

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Why did the chicken cross the road?? So he could tell me to tell this joke to everybody and therefore prevent the universe from exploding

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So what have you overcome? I mean I know alot about you, but little about your personal deeper self, with that said, you telling me you are some kind of X-men when it comes to genetics?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

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- Knock, knock - Who's there? - Police - I'm not home!

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No because your face is really f***** up.

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why are balck people black because they are

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A black person tans and starts to peel, what do you get? A white person.

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whats worse than someone blowing out all your birthday candles? a piano dropping on your head.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench. The bucket.

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Your mama is so black, she contributes regularly to the NAACP and the United Negro College Fund. Her donations and volunteer work help greatly.

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What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? 'Where's my tractor?'

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what would abraham lincoln do if he were alive today? scream and try to open his coffin.

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Pineapple.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your Fallopian tubes ripped out by wolverine

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Whats the difference in car and a bicycle? One has an engine and drivetrain designed to run on gas and the other is powered by your output of work

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless he's a witch doctor, then you'll need an apple and some ayaheusca. The fractal dream will destroy time and space as consciousness returns upon itself at times end

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What did the cannibal say after he ate the clown? I am not sure as the tragic situation occurred while the clown was hiking alone.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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