- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Okay, you seem sincere enough, thing is that I trust you, but your buddies, if you can vouch for them, then I at least know that you are putting your stepmother in danger if you decide to cover for your friends, besides you being such an emotional crybaby kinda gets me into trusting you again.

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a truck? Person 2: Are you a truck? Person 1: No.

Your momma's so fat, she has just been diagnosed with Chronic renal failure.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws. Because they have razor sharp edges and can slice through flesh very easily, posing a potential threat if possessed by a violent person.

Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

Why did a homeless man eat another man's face off? Because he was hungry.

What do you call a black Englishmen? Rodger

A paraplegic women falls off a boat. Regardless of the fact that she was wearing a properly inflated flotation device, she still managed to drown. She died instantly, the next day.

What did the boy reading the book do? He kept turning pages and reading until he came to the end, closed the book, and put it back onto the book shelf.

A black guy wearing a mask runs into a store, points his gun at the cashier, steals some money and runs out. The police start an investigation the following morning

Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

Why did the car's airbag go off? He hit a boy eating his ice cream

How do you make Lady Gaga sad? You kill her family.

What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

2 + 2 = 4

Want to hear a dirty joke? Well... I can't tell you. It's inapropriate.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

What's long and really hard? The fourth grade.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing set? Because she didn't have any arms.

Knock knock Who's there? A fireman. You're house burned down.

What do you call a black priest? "Father" if you are Christian.

Are you gay. No. Ok.

What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? You die.

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