What did the athiest get for christmas? Well he shouldn't get anything becuase he doesn't belive in jesus.

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Roses are red. Waffles are blue. Blue Waffle.

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why is the man laughing. he isn't, he's just been informed he has testicular cancer.

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Today my friend was surprised at the black joke I told today, but I can tell that joke because most of my closest friends are white.

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Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

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Roses are gray, violets are gray. I'm color blind.

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So there's this white guy with a huge dick.

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Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

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Q: How do you stop a hijacked plane? A: The plane can't be hijacked because the pilots cabin is not accessable until the plane lands.

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What is 5 brittish guys who can't sing and horrible music make .... one direction

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What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?" Oh ya he had alzheimers.

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guest what i love pancakes

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why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday

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what did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? get down.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

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whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

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Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

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A police officer walks into a doughnut shop. He approaches the cashier and hands him 20$. He says "Here, I saw you drop this on your way in" he promptly leaves the store.

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Nero was my name thousands of years ago, but I believe that those With clearer sight, brighter minds, those you remaining WITHOUT the sense of Complete doom, oh children of the night, know far better, turn to my side, and sheep you shall be no more, together we shall be Whole once again, the sheperd of this New world! Thumb this up if you have seen the signs... Thumb this up if you have seen the sins... ...End up buried under the corpses of everything you knew if you have no vision in this New dawn of ages endlessly darknening, and pretend that the internet will be there, or that the horsehead network ever mattered to you for that matter... :You say insanity today, sunday 27th January 2016, you will be the one running, begging that Our world is but YOUR INSANITY, a nightmare, which only Death will awaken you from

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Girl: I wanna get yo pants. Boy: but im wearing shorts.

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realizing the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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