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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how much did the asian man pay for his operation? nothing. he's dead.

What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

Q. Why did the 8 year girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I have no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

A horse walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything or say anything because it is a horse. It proceeds to walk around and knock over a few tables before finding the door.

I got a new jacket. The jacket had real cotton inside the sleeves. The next day my new jacket was gone, but the one i bought yesterday wasn't.

Q: A squirrel a chipmunk and a spider monkey are fighting over these nuts. Who gets them? A: Your Mom ;p

What did the blonde say to the brunette? I just ate a chicken panini.

2 black people and a mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The black person because they decided it would save gas if they all carpooled to their job.

Whats worse then a rainy day? Rape.

Who wants $300? Me too.

If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

LIKE FOR GANGNAM STYLE. DISLIKE FOR JUSTIN BIEBER LETS SEE WHO WINS

your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

What is the difference between a bear and berries? No idea? You better stay out of the forest...

How do you kill a blonde? You wait until she dies of old age, then copyright her death.

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

What do you call a black man with mishap-in head scares on the left side of his face and a 3rd degree burns on the right side? a very unfortunate guy.

Boxing on Boxing Day

What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

Q: what did the poor, blind, deaf, orphan girl get for Christmas? A: cancer.

What did the black guy say to the slave driver. Nothing, slavery no longer exists.

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