Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

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There's two Cherys in a bath one chery asks the other one to pass the soap the other chery said what do I look like, a typewriter?

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PIED NINNY!

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Q: Why is Abu Soooo Dank? A: Because he scores too many left-foot bangers

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why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent

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How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

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A man walks into a bar He drinks the night away with his friends *Plot Twist* It was a dream He has no friends.

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You know whats funny Aids

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Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

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Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

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Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

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if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

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Why did the quick brown fox jump in the lake? He did not see lake on the other side of the lazy dog.

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Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

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What's worse than farting in a silent class room? Denying it and farting a second time.

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why did the chicken cross the road i hate it when people ask questions they already know the answer to

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Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

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what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a room? A: Depends on how hard you can throw.

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Dollar ice tea... I drink that Supa hot fire... i spit that Two and a half men................... I watch that

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Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

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I remember my days you know in the army, agfanifuckingstan, got dirty water, then spent a week shitting... Anyway, I was holding a grenade right? And then two of them came around and I was like "here come good boy! GOOOD BOY! Catch the ball!" And then I pulled the pin and threw it. Aww shut up, you are all like "YOU SOLDIER KILL PUPPIES!" NO THOSE WHERE KIDS! And they would have been like 15 today and been killing your men today! YOU ARE SO FUCKING WELCOME!

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Why did little Timmy fall down? Because he was shot in the head.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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