- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny your son let me in mom! Son, I have something to tell you. What? Well, you're actually adopted sobs

What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

If Voldemort was gay who would be his partner? Happy potter

Whats the difference between wayne rooney and shrek? Well, one, shrek is fictional. Two if he was fictional,he is green. Wayne rooney is not green. Three wayne rooney plays for a football team, surely shrek has no idea what football is. The list goes on.

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

What time did the Chinese man go the dentist? About 5 minutes prior to his appointment

Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

A horse walks into a bar, and the barman says "why the long face?" The horse replies, "I am Sarah Jessica Parker."

Q:What's red and crawls up your leg? A: A homesick abortion

Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

what gets louder as it gets smaller? a baby in a trash compacter.

Did you hear about the guy with no legs? He had them blown off by a tank shell in Afganistan.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

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Why is a cookie like a jellyfish? Because it has no bones. (Contributed by my 4-year old boy)

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

What did the man want for his birthday? Chicken dinner serves 2-3 people

Why is life so hard? Because god isn't real

What did one traffic light say to the other? Nothing, as traffic lights are incapable of thought as they are not living.

What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

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Knock Knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny your son let me in mom! Son, I have something to tell you. What? Well, you're actually adopted *sobs*