- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

how did the guy in the wheelchair cross the road he didnt he got dragged down the street cause his chair was hooked to the bus

What's the best sound in the world? Children screaming

What did the cookie monster eat? Food

Why are kenyans so fast? Because due to evolutionary changes, people from that area of the world have evolved to have superior muscle builds to sprint, hence giving them a natural advantage against an equally trained athlete form another part of the world with an equal skill level

wat is osama bin ladin's favorite sport grenade catch

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

Why did the editor lose his job at a poetry magazine? Because he's worthless.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because he would scare the shit out of everyone, and come to think of it wasn't even sure he had been invited.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics? Not being retarded.

Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

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whats up and also down? your mum

Ask me if I'm Abraham Lincoln. Are you Abraham Lincoln? No.

what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

why did the mokey fall out of the tree because it was dead.

I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

hey did you hear about Osama bin laden? He was found by the CIA and killed on account of his atrocious actions.

what is 1 plus 1 i don't know ask your teacher

I obviusly meant: Have you ever seen a cow chasing boots? Because the one with the cowboy chasing boots doesn't make sense...

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

A group of Germans eagerly await the FIFA football rankings. England is fourth.

Holocaust jokes suck. Anne frankley, I won't stand for them

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

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