- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

whats worse than falling off of your bike? thats as bad as it gets,try to think of something else

Jokes are dumb. Stories are better. Did you ever hear the story of the blind man who walked into the fish market and said, "Evenin' ladies!"?

knock knock? who's there? a guy..... so the man open's the door and the guy clutching a knife stabs repeatedly at his chest killing him and drags his body down into his cellar locking him away from the open world. by Mad James

What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked

Why did the man wipe his bum with a sweat-shirt? Because they were all out of toilet paper

Q: Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench. A: A bench is an object and a mexican is a human being.

What's green and frolics in the forest? A flock of cucumbers.

Thank you for flying Buzzy Fly Airlines. Today we'll be flying around Uranus.

How do you stop a dog from barking? Cut it's head off

KILL WHITEY

What's black and sits in the back of a police car? The seat.

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

What would Bruno Mars do if he was on the moon? Gasp and grab his throat in an attempt to get oxygen flowing into his lungs with no avail.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your roommate, I forgot my keys.

Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

Why did the man cross the road? His mother had recently passed away after a 12 year battle with lung cancer and is visiting her tombstone.

Like this if you have a big diick like me Dislike if you have a baby diick Ignore if you're a girl and get back in the kitchen

Why did Timmy fall off his swing? The Holocaust

Where does the Queen of England live? England.

whats the difference between a black guy and pizza? a pizza can feed a family.

Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

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