- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What is the best way to suicide? A. Kill yourself.

how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

Why was the clown in red shoes wearing skis? Because he likes to ski in red shoes, and he's a clown

Q: What's blue and fuzzy? A: Blue fuzz

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

What is the best Anti-Joke ever? Your Mom. :(

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

What did the fish say to the human ? He didn't say anything fish can't speak.

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

What is the difference between a bear and berries? No idea? You better stay out of the forest...

Q: what did the poor, blind, deaf, orphan girl get for Christmas? A: cancer.

How do you kill a blonde? You wait until she dies of old age, then copyright her death.

What did the black guy say to the slave driver. Nothing, slavery no longer exists.

Whats worse then a rainy day? Rape.

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