what do all elephants have in common? they are all monkeys

what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

What did the guy say when he came out of the closet? Where's my green shirt?

Knock Knock. Who's there? Lettuce. THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE! AAAAHHHH!

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

when life givs you lemons you say no thank you i dont take food from strangers

how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

The awkward moment when something of quite awkwardness occurs.

What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

Are you from Tennesse because my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

this girl and guy were sitting on my couch turns out its my sister and her boyfriend and she just farted

How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

Me: Want to hear a funny joke? Person: What? Me: Women's Right.

What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

What's the color of the sky when an airplane takes off? Blue. What are you, stupid?

A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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