You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

Why couldn't Sally ride a bike? She was disabled

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...................... Wats so funny?

A lady walks into her bedroom and sees her boy friend having sex with another girl. She hears the phone ring and a voice says "your grandma died".

Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies nothing child abuse is not a funny matter.

What do you call a car that doesn't work? Broken.

What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Why did the man go to the doctors? He was concerned about his health.

An automobile mechanic busted an engine fuse. A prostitute had oral sex with a Marine. An Inuit hunter detonated a sea mammal with TNT. What do they all have in common? They all blew a seal.

What is white and can't climb trees? Powdered sugar.

Jolly Rancher the particle beam is in the alpha quadrant and we are good to go.Please confirm receipt of this communique. Cell Leader Iqbal

Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

-I thought the lesson had started? -It has

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

A dog was barking at a tree

Knock Knock Whos there? Opportunity

why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

roses are red violets are twisted turn around bitch your about to get fisted

When life hands me beef, I make lemon stew.

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was hungry. Thats why.

I love Japan. It's the bomb.

your mom

Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

Ask me if I'm a toaster Are you a toaster? No, I'm a tree.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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