- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?' The horse says "I was just diagnosed with testicular cancer."

So I saw a man trying to push a plane. I asked why. He told me to mind my own business and go get ebola. And that's why I left for Africa.

knock knock knock knock ? ? The man didnt answer because he died of a stroke

Why did a boy fall off the swing at a playground? He did not have any arms.

There was once a man with a penis so huge, his girlfriend liked their sexual experiences very much. A year later they got married and had kids, however the man got fired from his accounting job and it all went downhill.

Wanna hear another joke? Wes Trillows penis!!!

Kindness is like peeing in your pants, Everyone can see the results, but only You can feel the warmth

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Two blondes walk into a bar, but they are then puzzled as the door would not budge open for them.

insert corny "a man walks into a bar" joke here

what is the difference between jelly and jam? jelly is smoother where jam has chunks of fruit in it...... and i cant jelly my penis down your throat

Why was the black guy convicted of a crime he didnt commit? Because in The American social syste

I walked into temptation yesterday, He said hi.

Q. What's brown and circular? A. MEATBALLS!

What do we want? Equal rights for people with Tourette's Syndrome. When do we want them? Fuck!

Beethoven! It is true? Did you really lose your hearing? Yes.

Nope, I mean you can try, but my phone is busted and the code on the chip my galpal here managed to finally get into the cell, has sixteen digits so damn small that none of us can read it,

what did the iPhone say to the other iPhone. we should not worry about that because iPhones are mute

What did the tractor say when he lost his farmer? Where's my farmer??????

What's worse than holocaust jokes? The Rwandam Genocide.

What do you call a white guy in a joke? The first joke to specify one of the people in the joke as one with Caucasian origin.

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What do you call a man with a diploma? A high school graduate.

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