- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One man calls emergency: - Come immediately, my little son has swallowed a condom! After five minutes, the same man calls back: - It is OK, I found another one.

Why did a Jewish man have no hair left? He recently got a haircut.

I like it, I like it becuase it is cream

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: I'm a horse. We have long faces.

I saw a coin one day but never picked it up. It was still there the next day and then the day after that when it was still there I saw a girl being sick on it...

I have a really funny joke.

Roses are black, Violets are black, I am blind.

What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

Two fish are in a tank. One is driving, the other is operating the gun. Two soldiers are in a tank. They both drown.

A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

How do you stop an African outlaw who uses child soldiers? Angelina Jolie

If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

Q: Why didn't the blonde answer the call from her boyfriend? A: She had died in a rollover the day before.

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

Why some people don't get the flu twice? Because they died!

What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

Why doesn't little billy eat his vegetables at the dinner table... Because billy has bin dead for 3 years

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

why did the baby fall down the stairs? i pushed it.

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. But it wasn't actually getting bigger, it was just getting closer. So I got hit in the face.

Whats 10-5(45+76)? please help my homework is due next class and i am currently to busy worrying about my dad's cancer to think about this problem.

What do you call a black man with cancer? Someone with cancer

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