- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.Whats the differents between justin bieber and a girl A.Nothing

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

How did the blonde girl get pregnant? Sperm enters their vagina and fertilizes an egg cell causing a child to be conceived.

What's funnier than 3 midgets in a treehouse? A talented comedian.

What do you call a man with no arms? Disabled... some people can be so cruel.

What stops a fully black english man from marrying a fully chinese women, the language barrier of course!

Scumbag steve walks into his friend's dorm room, and finds out he has epilepsy. He then flicks the lights on and off really fast

"What did one Chinese say to each other" "I don't speak chinese.......!"

Whats a never ending Opium for the stupid, mentally depraved un educated population? Christianity

There was a irishmen in his house. He was thirsty. so he drank some water

What does Malcolm X think about when hes horny? Sex!

What do you call 1000 black men walking down a street? The million man march

A black man comes home from work.

Why was the black guy convicted of a crime he didnt commit? Because in The American social syste

What do you call a man who was just struck in the head with a bowling ball? An ambulance would be the most appropriate thing to call since this man just sustained a serious head injury and medical responders should be contacted, lest his brain start hemorrhaging.

What did the rake say to the shovel? Nothing, they're both inanimate objects.

What do you say to Jews at a synagogue? Hitler is coming

A muslim man with a long beard and wearing a turban and robe boards an aircraft with a large suitcase. The plane later arrives at its destination a few minutes past the estimated arrival time due to bad weather.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

I like to rape children, then kill them, eat them and defecate them into a toilet

Do you play piano? No

How do you get a nun pregnant? You practice unprotected sex with her.

A Jew and a Nazi encountered each other on the street. They exchanged pleasant greetings and carried on in their desired directions.

Q: Why did the Westboro Baptist Church picket the gay marine’s funeral? A: Homosexuals are a plague sent by Satan to destroy the fabric of America.

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