- Anti Joke

Why couldn't Timmy ride his bike? He didn't have a bike, his family was very poor and did have much money. Therefore a bike for Timmy was the last of their concerns.

What did the dog say to the astro turf? SHUT UP!! I don't want to here your excuses, put the dishes away when you're done with them or so help me! You see the dog had been abused as a puppy and as a result he was always a bit off.

Q. What did the Cat say to the Dog? A. "These humans are so jobless.."

I like my women like I like my pancakes: Flipped over, inanimate, motionless, and covered in my syrup.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog.

hey did you hear about Osama bin laden? He was found by the CIA and killed on account of his atrocious actions.

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...................... Wats so funny?

why did the chicken cross the road? to try and stop the rapist from sodomizing his young child but his atempts were futile as the rapist shot him and used his blood as lubricant when he skull-raped his dying wife

Whats less comfortable than a metal bench? The trunk of a car when you're being abducted.

How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

why was the toddler sad? he was diagnosed with cancer after his dog was put down because it raped and murdered his parents

What would Jesus do? Something that would in getting nailed to a piece of wood.

What do you call an arabic man who sells bombs for a living? A business man.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "James" "James who?" "What the heck?You forgot me already?Its your bestfriend dude.Now let me in." ~Lil

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Timmy ride his bike? He didn't have a bike, his family was very poor and did have much money. Therefore a bike for Timmy was the last of their concerns.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

what did your mum say when she ran into chuck norris? hello chuck norris

Whats green? Mountain Dew.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? It's socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

Why did the man commit suicide? Because all meaning in his life were gone.

What's a ghost's favorite color? Usually whatever their favorite color was in life.

A guy killed his kids and wife Pokémon GO also exists

Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.