- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the cure of cancer? Death.

How did little Jimmy survive the 5 story fall? He didn't

Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

why is 6 afraid of 7? i don't know, ask 6

You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

Q: Why did the cheerleader drop her pom-poms? A: She was knocked unconscious from behind and repeatedly sodomized by a convicted rapist.

"What's funnier then this joke? Women's rights." *Your suggestion is contradictory considering the fact that you are implying "Women's rights" is more humorous than "Women's rights".

what is the difference between batman and a black guy. bat man is white

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

How do you make seven an even number? You don't, it's impossible.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh yeah... You're mute.

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing it had his tongue

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

Why did the Nazi doctor drown a Jew in the lake? Because he felt like it.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Easter? A: Diabetes

Why did the boy have glass in his mouth? Because he was chewing on glass.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

A guy walks into a bar and says 'Ow!'

Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! In for a penny, in for a pound. I'm Donald Trump!

Why did you cross the road. You didn't your looking at this joke

Read in a Jersey accent: SOOOOOO my friend __________ saw this coffee shop in new jersey! He was like.... i love coffee why dont they give it to me for free???? The man at the coffee shop Killed me! that is why coffee is not free!

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