- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I went to Nebraska and saw a dead squirrel

Why do so many people like writting really bad anti jokes? Said Santa Claus

Q: What's worse than spilling milk all over the floor? A: Cleaning up the milk you spilled all over the floor.

Yo mamma is so fat that she is likely to consume large amounts of food regularly.

Mr. Wonder, optimism is seeing the glass as half full, pessimism as seeing the glass half empty, and realism as not seeing the glass at all.

My name is Will I am a real homosexual

What do you get when you mix Obama and Chief Keef? OBLLAMA

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

How did Bob survive the plane crash? He didn't

A blond went to a barber to get her hair cut. She had her ear phones in and tolled the barber not to take her ear phones out at all. So the barber was swiching her ear phones to cut her hair then she fell asleep so the barber took both of her ear phones off for a minute and then she died

what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch names

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house... knock knock who's there the chicken

What did hitler give his granddaughter? A gas bill.

Why is meth so addicting? Why? Hang on, i gotta go do some meth

Do you know what God said to Hitler as he approached the gate of heaven? ??????????????????

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: He wasn't, it turns out 7 was afraid of 6 because 6 beat 7 up in high school

Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

What do you call a baby girl that has grown up? A women

Face...tastes like chicken!

What would Jesus do? Something that would in getting nailed to a piece of wood.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "James" "James who?" "What the heck?You forgot me already?Its your bestfriend dude.Now let me in." ~Lil

what falls from the sky, is white, and can kill you a refrigerator

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

You know why Michael J. Fox makes really good milkshakes? ... because he uses the best ingredients

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