Why was the Black person afraid of the chainsaw? Be cause it goes run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run

Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

Why did the courageous young boy always follow his dreams? His IQ sucked.

what's worse than the Holocaust. Finding two worms in your apple.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I HAVE AIDS NOW YOU DO TOO

penis

What did the man with sores on his tounge get for a birthday present? He recieved a very nice pair of trousers which he wore to work from time to time

An Irishman, Scotsman and Englishman were jumping into well because they were told whatever they shouted when they fell they landed on. I lied and they died, hehe

What did the down syndrome girl get for christmas? Cancer.

What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

it's funny because it's funny

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

Knock Knock. Who's There. Teenage Pregnancy

What do you call a black airline pilot? An airline pilot.

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

I think poop is tasty... just kidding.

Ben Corbishley

Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

Why did the toddler fall over? He's an Iraqi child and has been shot in both legs, being readied for a public execution for fighting on the opposing side.

Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

why doesnt bally lifeguard he isnt qualified

NEVER

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