- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

What do you call a blue horse with two legs and five eyes? A blue horse with two legs and five eyes.

a guys was walking down the street in Queens. a attractive young woman walked by. He was interested in here so he said nice things and they ended up going on a date. She had a big butt.

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A young boy asks his father if there will be cake at the party. The father tells him there won't be and tells him to f*ck off.

yo momma is so fat she ate the rest of the joke

What did the clock say to the book? I have no batteries.

why did the teacher say that the student did well in class? because the student did well in class

Guy: guess what girl: what Guy: nevermind girl: no what Guy: i love you girl:.. i love myself too..

What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the bat mobile? Robin,get in the bat mobile.

What did Electra give her Dad for his birthday? Head. That's why her name is Electra.

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A Horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks the horse, "Why the long face?". The horse didn't understand English, so he took a shit on the floor, and left.

Okay, you seem sincere enough, thing is that I trust you, but your buddies, if you can vouch for them, then I at least know that you are putting your stepmother in danger if you decide to cover for your friends, besides you being such an emotional crybaby kinda gets me into trusting you again.

Why aren't there any black flesh-colored bandages? Good question.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws. Because they have razor sharp edges and can slice through flesh very easily, posing a potential threat if possessed by a violent person.

Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

What do you call a black Englishmen? Rodger

Your momma's so fat, she has just been diagnosed with Chronic renal failure.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

Why did a homeless man eat another man's face off? Because he was hungry.

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a truck? Person 2: Are you a truck? Person 1: No.

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