- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? It got shot Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey

What do you call a man who can't sing. Untalented and he should probably find a new profession

What did the Atheist say to priest? Evolution

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Yo mama's so fat because her BMI is considered obese on the scale.

How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

Why do black people like watermelons so much? They don't. It's just a stereotype.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

Knock Knock! Who's there? ....Mrs Murray silently returned to her armchair, a single tear rolling down her weathered cheek. Her lonely existence deepened, as she realised the gang of boys had fooled her again.

A blonde was very smart, and nobody made fun of her when she sometimes made small mistakes like every other person regardless of hair color.

Why did the basketball team from Detroit win the youth championship? Because they had a good coach amd dedicated, hard-working players.

Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

"If life was fair, I would have a girlfriend" - William Deane

Why did the black man buy ten packets of Kool-Aid at the supermarket? Because it is a refreshing beverage that many individuals enjoy drinking.

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So a blonde walks into a wall...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it doesn't have the capacity for rational thought and decision-making and was subsequently hit by a car.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

Q: what is green and looks like grass. A: fake grass

What is three times more dangerous than war? Three Wars.

what's worse than 24? 6 million.

Michael Jackson will always be remembered for touching...the hearts of many.

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