if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

The EPA.

Knock knock, Whos there? Your adopted.

You are driving a canoe home when the wheels suddenly fall off. How many pancakes does it take to fill a doghouse?

Why was the guy coverd in garbage. I don't know but their are a lot of homeless people that can't afford the good stuff.

What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

why did the packers win the superbowl? because they were very good

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

What do you call a guy who died in a stampede? Grandpa.

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

A man did not like this site

once you go black your credit goes wack

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

What's funnier then 24... The Holocost

What is the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? A dolphin is not a ghost

It's gone. It's all gone. There's nothing left.

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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