- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

knock knock who's there aids aids who ... dumb ass

What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Q.What do Santa Clause and a grape have in common? A.They both have beards. Except for the grape.

Feminism.

Why did the astronaut die in space? Just kidding there was no astronaut. It was a cucumber

I got into an argument with my friend the other day. He contested that the onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I beat his wife to death with a coconut,

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt, its just a myth

What did Goldilocks say to the Three Bears? No one knows. Her remains were discovered three weeks later.

Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

"Sticks and stones" the man said and shat on three different complex turtles

why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

Obama walks into a hospital....

if yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs?

A cockroach walks into a bar. The bar seems to have a pest problem.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing he died.

Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

yo mama is so fat that when she stepped on the scale she exclaimed "wow, i'm overweight" she then proceeded to eat a cupcake to mask her pain.

Q. Why couldn't the blind black guy read. A. He's Dead

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney.

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

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