- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

So 2 apples are having sex, and one apple sais to the other, I got worms.

What do you get if you have a bundle of children's clothing, some moisturising cream, a gas mask, a lollipop, more candy and a bag? A disguise.

what has 2 legs and bleeds alot half a dog

I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

Why did the Jew go to prison. He slaughtered his family.

Your sex life.

A man driving through a thunderstorm said, "look, it's rain, dear." His wife, being a reindeer, took offense to that statement.

Why didn't the black man eat lunch? Because his lunch asked him not to eat it.

John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

What is the difference between a black man and a Chevrolet? They didn't sell Chevrolets in the 1800s.

Q: What happens when you sit in the middle of the road? A: You get hit by a car and die a horrible death as your family members mourn in the loss and remain sad forever.

Roses are red, ill give you a wink, two in the pink, and one in the stink.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar, has a few drinks, chats with some fans, and leaves. The very next day, Justin Bieber is out buying groceries.

Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing???? she had down syndrome

Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

Why did the astronaut drop his toolbox? Because he ran out of air.

Why did the door close? Because I closed it.

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