What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

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what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

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a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

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Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

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what is the ??? crust^2 + Cool Whip

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What do you do when you go downstairs in the middle of the night and see your VCR floating in the middle of the living room? Run and cower in fear in this seemingly impossible situation.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Too many because they are babies and they don't have the motor skills to properly use a paintbrush.

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a dog ate my homework but then he returned it on the lawn

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69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

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What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

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What do you call a black priest? Holy shit!!

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why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

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How do you make a baby stop screaming? Pour acid down its throat.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get mowed down by a tractor

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Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

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What's worse than a kid with a big head? Nothing you just look weird like Austin

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How do you call a hispanic man crossing the border? First you must find out his phone number, then using a different phone make a phone call to him.

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How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's Black

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Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

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Justin Bieber.

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It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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