pull my finger (farts)

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why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

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Back in my day,we used to have Johnny Cash,Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have higher divorce rates.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Montague goes to the alcoholics meeting and says "Hello I'm Montague and I am an alcoholic" Evreyone points at him and chants "LOSER!, LOSER!, LOSER!, LOSER!" Montague is appaled, he expected to be welcomed with sympathy and respect. Then he realises his mistake. He has walked into meeting with a bottle of whisky and is wearing a Justin Beiber T Shirt

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An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

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What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

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Q:what happen to amy's baby A:it was eaten by a dingo.

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You know that feeling you get when you see your crush walking towards you? No, I'm blind.

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Roses are blue Violets are red What happened to the gay man? He listened to Justin Beiber And then was straight

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How do you confuse a blonde? Beat her with a spatula while in a mankini with a dildo up your ass!

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You wanna hear a joke? Me too

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Q: Why didn't the blonde answer the call from her boyfriend? A: She had died in a rollover the day before.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

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What's a black mans favorite thing to do Depends on that particular mans likes and interests

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Obama

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If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

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Mr Jones, we're sending you to a mental health clinic

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Your mom is so stupoid she put a piece of paper on the TV and called it paper view!

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Q: What's worse than school? A:Your mum dying

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what do you say to the preacher when he walks into church? i dont fu***** know, im jewish.

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what is black and green and red all over q: Nothing, you cant have 3 colors on the same surface

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So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

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