- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between sand and menstral blood? I can't gargle sand

What's the difference between a black preist and a white priest? the color of their skin.

What did the two Japanese men say to each other? I have no idea I don't speak Japanese

Mary had a little lamb, its heart was black as coal, it crept into her room one night and ate her f***ing soul

A Black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black guy. Its his car.

Roses are red Violets are blue Trash gets dumped Just like you

What do you call a Muslim that walks onto a plane? A passenger

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

What's the difference between an eight year old girl and a Jew? Only one comes back from camp.

what is juicy and smells like juice,but it is not juice? juice. i lied about it not being juice.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing

What's got eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs head.

What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

What do you get when John pulls your toe off the waterfall and takes three from an caramel? -6 to the power of golf.

I kinda said I did not want to know, sooo... Want to meet up tomorrow? Like for realsies? In that case tell me first (then show me tomorrow as proof), your cough... Vagina, I dont care if its shaven or not, but does it have red hair?

How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She didn't own a car.

Knock knock. Who isn't there? Not me. Don't come in. I won't.

Whats red but smells like blue paint? Red paint

Black people stink of shite!

What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

how may horses can you fit in a blender i can't remember what is red and goes 100KPH a horse in a blender

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

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