- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big, hairy and smells like sweat? The big show after a hard days work in the ring.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. They have been planning a girls night out for weeks.

Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

why was the black mans shirt ripped? because he escaped genocide in africa

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It probably saw an animal that it wanted to chase, or a person carrying food, or another dog that it wanted to make friends with.

Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

Adam Chebali has no life

You're a big fat monkey.

knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

What happened when rudolf bucked Santa? Santa ripped his hooves off and started hitting his nose until it stopped glowing

What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

Oh and Nero, what are you suffering from? Is it dangerous? Are you dying or something? Please dont scare me like that again.

Boys go to college to get more knowledge, girls go to Jupiter... Actually I lied, girls go to the kitchen

How do you make someone cry? Shit on them

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I jack off

knock knock There's no door

What happened to the guy that got a perfect score on his S.A.T.'s? He was murdered.

rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

What happens if u call a black kid names? He tells an adult and u get in trouble

What did the zombie eat for breakfast? You. You fell a-sleep

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