What do people call baby cats in Alabama? Kittens.

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What do fruits and computers have in common. Microsoft.

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ure mama's so fat

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Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

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What was Tiger (from Whinnie the Pooh) looking for in the toilet? Pooh

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A fat African a rich mexican and a gay guy jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The gay guy because fat Africans and rich Mexicans don't exist

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Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some men like Cheese, I have aids.

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What kind of gun cant shoot bullets Hand guns

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The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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What did the Africans get for dinner? Nothing.

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What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

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Reverse psychology never fails.

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Whats the answer to life? im not sure

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Why the kid fall of his bike? He got hit by a fridge.

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Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

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knock knock who's there jehovas witness... ...I allow them into my house for a cup of tea and a chat as I respect their religion

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

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Knock Knock.. Who's there? The IRS, you owe $50,000 in back taxes and we're repossessing your home.

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knock,knock you suck

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whats white and if it fell from a tree it would kill you ? Pat Butcher

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You know what happens when you plant a baby into the soil and give it lots of sun and water? It dies.

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I always used bra`s so I guess you know, nice I guess. Can you please stop it? I like know I am telling but my mind wont like accept it, and I would just like to shut off the laptop, but I want to keep chatting with you for just a bit more.

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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