Why did the Michael lose the race? Because he had no legs.

In my country we don't swim, we drown.

have you ever had african food? neither have they

What did the farmer say to the survivor of the plane crash that just crashed on his land? "Need a band-aid?"

what do u call a gay dinosaur megasoreass

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Clouds are white.

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist!

Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

What's worse than losing a contact Having a bloody stool

Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

Every zoo is a petting zoo if you're not a pussy

joke under this line wins _________________________

You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

Homonyms should be band.

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

knock knock Get off my porch I've already called the police.

Why was the kid late for his dentist appointment? He was abducted and he's been missing for thirteen days

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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