- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did Susan fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Q: Why did no one help her up? A: She had no friends Q: why was she at the play ground? A: Her parents were fighting again Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susan

Have you heard of the mute man that kept telling people he could not talk? Its funny because its true.

How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

What did the scarf say to the hat? Nothing, a scarf can't talk.

why did the boy die he had a raging case of cardiovascular disease

What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

Whats brown a sticky, shit

Knock Knock. Not home.

Q: What's the difference between between basketballs and babies? A: I don't shoot basketballs.

What did the flower say to it's friends? I want to kill a Christmas tree.

Why did Jennifer shit herself? Because there was a black man staring through her window!

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

Why did the man cross the road? His mother had recently passed away after a 12 year battle with lung cancer and is visiting her tombstone.

My uncle said to me that life is like a box of chocolates But I'm lactose intolerant

a duck walked up to a lemon aid stand and he said to the man running the stand... quack

Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

What's white and looks like paper? Paper.

Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

What do you call a baked bean falling from 10,000 feet? A baked bean

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

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