- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: I'm a horse. We have long faces.

Two fish are in a tank. One is driving, the other is operating the gun. Two soldiers are in a tank. They both drown.

What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

Roses are black, Violets are black, I am blind.

What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

Why did a Jewish man have no hair left? He recently got a haircut.

I like it, I like it becuase it is cream

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

How do you stop an African outlaw who uses child soldiers? Angelina Jolie

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

Why some people don't get the flu twice? Because they died!

Q: Why didn't the blonde answer the call from her boyfriend? A: She had died in a rollover the day before.

What do you call a black man with cancer? Someone with cancer

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. But it wasn't actually getting bigger, it was just getting closer. So I got hit in the face.

Whats 10-5(45+76)? please help my homework is due next class and i am currently to busy worrying about my dad's cancer to think about this problem.

Why doesn't little billy eat his vegetables at the dinner table... Because billy has bin dead for 3 years

why did the baby fall down the stairs? i pushed it.

What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

A man walks into a pole He breaks his nose And bleeds to death

What is Debbie short for? She has no legs.

drugs.

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