Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, that was a turkey. Oh.

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How Do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the door put the elephant in and close the door. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the door take the elephant out put the giraffe in and close the door. The lion king has a meeting with all the animals but one doesn't turn up, which one is it? The giraffe because it's still in the fridge.

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What's taters, precious? The potato is a starchy, tuberous crop from the perennial Solanum tuberosum of the Solanaceae family.

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Knock Know Who's there? Not your dog, he just got run over.

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A blonde is rowing a boat in a cornfield. While driving by, another blonde notices and pulls over and steps out of her car. She looks out and yells "You know, it's blondes like you that are giving us a bad name. If you weren't so far out, I would swim out there and beat the shit outta you!"

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At home, 3:20 pm - Close eyes for 10 mins, it's 3:30. At school, 3:20 pm - Close eyes for 20 mins, it's 3:40 and schools been finished for ten minutes.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

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Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

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Christianity.

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a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

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what do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question ................

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Why did the girl get run over by a bus? The bus driver was blind.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What do you call a kid with down syndrome and no arms? Whatever his name is.

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Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

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"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

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Women don't need an education. The only book they need is a recipe book.

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Stephen Walking hawks into a bar.

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Why was the camel sad he wasnt, camels dont have feelings

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How do you stop a black man from bleeding? You give him a bandaid. What if he keeps crying? Tell him to stop. What if he cries more? Buy him an ostrich.

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whats do dinosaurs and people have in common? one of them is extinct.

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Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

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Yo momma so normal, she got married, had three kids and then lived a dull but contented life.

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You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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