ew. I wouldn't sleep with you if you were the last man on earth! ...that's what she said!

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Why did the Chinese Arab buy blue paint? He already had red in his basement.

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Q:Whats worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A: 8 dead babies in a barrel. Q: Whats worse than that? A: A dead baby in 8 barrels.

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What did Batman say to Superman before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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What's green, brown, red, and is covered with crumbs in a ditch on the side of the road? A girl-scout who got hit by a car...

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"So can we take the rest of the schoolday off?" the students asked. The teacher then asked: "Why?" The students explained: "Because some of us live far away and it's impossible to get through the masses of snow, especially if the snowfall continues like this." "Well, I can't give you time off, because the principal haven't said it has snowed enough just yet." he responded.

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Charles Manson is innocent.

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Several of our "name brothers" have been attacked threatened and questioned almost every night since when we last talked on the phone, it turns out that these people are not after me. But after you, they have no idea that I retired years ago, and while their information is limited, you got yourself someone that is selling information on the deep web intentionally, as far as we know he might be selling you out piece by piece, and as of this point, you might be in dire danger.

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how did the man die he didnt

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Whats green and can kill you when it falls from a tree? a pool table

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How many men does it take to screw in a lightbulb...1 How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb...2

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What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

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Whats the same about a jew and firewood? They both burn.

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What's more annoying than reading a joke you can't understand? ?????

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Why did Hitler hate Jews? Because he use to get bulied by them when he was in high school.

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Have you read Shakespeare? Dunno. Who wrote it? Shakespeare.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

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a termite walks into a bar and asks, "wheres the bar tender?"

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He lived a long, full life. Outside of Nantucket. But he visited occasionally.

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What did the Mexican, the European, and the Canadian all have in common? They weren't used in this joke the last time someone posted it on anti-joke.com.

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Two condoms walk into a gay bar. The people in the bar are perplexed that two inanimate objects are capable of locomotion.

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How did the boy compliment the girl? He told her she had a lot of breasts. In return, she told him he had many penises.

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What's brown, black, and red all over? The burning cross on the lawn of a respectable African-American family.

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A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. Imams do not drink alcohol so this joke has a logical flaw.

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