Why was 6 afraid of seven? because 7 brutally beat and raped 9

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

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When you nut and slice her fukcing dumb head off fucking dumb BITCH DIES

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What is worse then falling into a lava pit? Nothing you idiot.

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Why can't Helen Keller have sex? She is dead

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Do you know what it looks like when you put a cat in the microwave for 3 minutes? I don't know either because I close my eyes when I masturbate.

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

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How does micheal Jackson know when it's bed time? When the big hand touches the little hand.

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What's green fury has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you. A pool-table

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Q. What do you get when you cross a bird with a human? A. Arrested.

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Q. How did the blind man cross the road A. By an abmulance which took him to the hospital because his first attempt to cross was unsuccessful and the hospital was conventeintly located on the other side of the road.

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how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

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Why is it a bad idea to stand in a thunder and lightning storm with a metal rod? Because you will get wet from the rain.

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Why is the melon having a wedding? Because it cantaloupe.

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What's worse than dying in the holocaust Dying on the last day of the holocaust

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Knock knock. Who's there It's Jim O ok come on in

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When did joseph the deer learn to fly? - Never, deer can't fly

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

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how do you save a black person that's drowning? you blow up their lips

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Why did Susie drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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Knock Knock Who's There? The I.R.S.

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A train conducter conducts goes at 60mph, when he goes under a bridge he goes at 52mph. When he goes over a hill he goes at 47mph. If he goes under 3 bridges and over 6 hills what did the conductors mother eat for dinner that night. Nothing, after many months of suffering she died from Huntington's disease.

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What did the doctor say to the young boy? We only planned on a annual checkup but have discovered that your and aids baby and only have 3 days to live. Tell your family members goodbye you'll be on life support in the next couple hours.

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I walked up to my friend who's a drug addict holding a can of coke. I then told said friend that I liked the smell of coke. My friend then went on to snort 27 Kilos of cocaine.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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