You will NEVER guess what just happened!

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I HATE GEORGE LOPEZ

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Matt is a Duster!

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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What's the difference between a leopard and a jaguar ? The rabbit flies faster, while the pigeon can breathe underwater.

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Im black and want attention. I also love fried chicken and love Africa call for a good, African-American time..... Im black 4025406623

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Lol... (wow you made me type lol), "like it is nothing to be ashamed of?" Your eyes are really beautiful, honestly probably the most beautiful eyes I have seen... And no, I am not talking about your bewbs.

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A guy finds a lamp in the desert and rubs it 3 times.. No genie appears because there is no such thing as Magic.

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How do you get a girls number? Grow some balls and ask for it.

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A skeleton walks into a bar. He orders a beer and a mop.

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What's better than fornicating two 4 year old twins? Killing their parents in front of them before you do.

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why did the bus roll down the hill? Children were playing in the street.

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Why is the average lifespan of Black men in the U.S. only about 52? Hundreds of years of oppression and a lack of nutritional, liberal, and vocational education have put them in a position where gathering the resources necessary to live a healthy and safe life are greatly is incredibly difficult.

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A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

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Patriarchy.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctors? It didn't because cookies are Inanimate and are incapable of mobility

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There's a cat, a dog, a rat and a goat... I don't know how the goat got in there?

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a man walked into a bar.the bar was metal and he cracked his skull

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What do u do when life gives u lemons?? Eat them

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What happens when a building has a 13th floor ? You realize this isn't a del building and fall down 13 flights.

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How many Jews do you have to kill in order to make a museum? 6 Million.

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your life

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Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

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what is the coolest thing in the world? hashtag swagbag yolo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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