- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting brutally raped in the anus by the Dark Lord Satan.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

horses are burgers now ive got the flu watch out tescos because im gonna sue

how many strippers can you fit into a garage? as many as you wanted depending on the size of the garage, but after so many gathered in the same building it is a good probability that some strippers would leave.

when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

What happened to the man who jumped off a building? He got hit by a bus on the way down.

What's funnier than the holocaust? Nothing.

how do you burn a lot of calories? set a fat kid on fire

Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

You know what's gay? Grabbing another man's penis.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding two worms. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Dying from cancer.

Whats worse than seeing a child with autism? Seeing a child doin' serious damage in a mosh pit

whats worse than finding a worm in your penis having your wife bite of your penis and die from an infecction

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

Two peanuts walked into a bar... One was a salted.

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

Knock, Knock Who's there? George. George who? George Ronald.

My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??