Listen Erron, what`s wrong? I would have told you to go fuck yourself if it where not for the fact that AzureDragon just left for the cafeteria and is nowhere to be seen.

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Why did Polly fall off her roof? Because her dad pushed her.

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where is the world?

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There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

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What is older than history?

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Chuck Norris once starred in a movie with Bruce Lee.

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This is not funny.

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Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

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Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman are on a plane. The plan is carrying too much weight, and is destined to crash. They drop the luggage, but there is still too much weight on board. They drop the secondary engine, but there is still too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

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What do you call a poor Donald Trump? Donald Trump

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How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

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A bear goes to target, soon after animal control came and put it in a nearby zoo

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roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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Q: What do you call a Chelsea fan on the moon? A: A Problem. Q: What do you call 100 Chelsea fans on the moon? A: An even bigger problem. Q: What do you call all the Chelsea fans on the moon? A: Problem solved hahaha Q: What would you get if Newcastle were relegated? A: 45,000 more Chelsea fans

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Why did the old man miss the Alzheimer's Day walk? Because he died in his sleep.

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What did the cat say at his mother's funeral? Nothing. He was too grief stricken over the loss of his beloved guardian.

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why didn't Lebron James give me a fourth quarter?...he forgot his wallet at home and didn't have any spare change.

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What did the farmer say when his cow got stuck in a tree? Nothing, it didn't get stuck in the first place because cows are incapable of climbing trees.

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Justin Beiber

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I stole all your jokes, I stole this one too.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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