Link ate ink to make him sink.

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

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Why didn't the boy have any pockets on? He didn't have any pants on

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Being raped with a cheese grater.

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What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I have to take off my boots to jump on the trampoline.

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? None, for the task at hand is so simple, you should do it.

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Why did the four friends drive past the bar? To see if it was too crowded to go into or not.

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Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

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Roses are red Violets are blue Wrong. Violets should be purple.

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Why did the toddler fall over? He's an Iraqi child and has been shot in both legs, being readied for a public execution for fighting on the opposing side.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

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When life gives you lemons Unless it gives you sugar, water, and a cup your lemonade will suck

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I think poop is tasty... just kidding.

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Ben Corbishley

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NEVER

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How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

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why doesnt bally lifeguard he isnt qualified

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Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

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What did the down syndrome girl get for christmas? Cancer.

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Why did the courageous young boy always follow his dreams? His IQ sucked.

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I HAVE AIDS NOW YOU DO TOO

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An Irishman, Scotsman and Englishman were jumping into well because they were told whatever they shouted when they fell they landed on. I lied and they died, hehe

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it's funny because it's funny

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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