- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a blue horse with two legs and five eyes? A blue horse with two legs and five eyes.

What do you call a man who can't sing. Untalented and he should probably find a new profession

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? It got shot Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey

A blonde was very smart, and nobody made fun of her when she sometimes made small mistakes like every other person regardless of hair color.

So a blonde walks into a wall...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it doesn't have the capacity for rational thought and decision-making and was subsequently hit by a car.

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"If life was fair, I would have a girlfriend" - William Deane

Why did the basketball team from Detroit win the youth championship? Because they had a good coach amd dedicated, hard-working players.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

Knock Knock! Who's there? ....Mrs Murray silently returned to her armchair, a single tear rolling down her weathered cheek. Her lonely existence deepened, as she realised the gang of boys had fooled her again.

Why do black people like watermelons so much? They don't. It's just a stereotype.

Why did the black man buy ten packets of Kool-Aid at the supermarket? Because it is a refreshing beverage that many individuals enjoy drinking.

Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

what's worse than 24? 6 million.

So there's this white guy with a huge dick.

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?" Oh ya he had alzheimers.

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What is 5 brittish guys who can't sing and horrible music make .... one direction

Roses are gray, violets are gray. I'm color blind.

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