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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Who cares its a chicken, it probably got hit by a car. Go to McDonalds and get a chicken sandwich there he is

Whats brown and sticky? - A brown stick.

I needed to write an article about heart disease so I did some research. I learned a lot.

scenario: retarded monkey upside down in a mirror question: why is jims dad fat answer: the mexican chicken is an aperadus

what do you call a toddler with a gun? uninteresting

drugs.

-Knock, knock! -Who is it? -Me

What's worse than 13 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 13 trees...

What's the difference between a car and a sack of dead babies? I don't keep a car in my garage.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am a bitch, and so are you!

why are jews so cash hungry? because like the rest of us they are looking for a way to survive and feed their family.

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

Whats fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? Theres twenty of them

So, a Hispanic, Jewish, Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "Aren't you tired of this?"

What has 4 black legs, a green back, and will kill you if it falls on you? A pool table.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead."

Whats sad about 4 blacks riding of a cliff in a cadilac. It was a rental.

When writing haikus Sometimes, I miscount the syllables See, that line has eight.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge. Why did Sally fall off her bike? She was hit by a falling monkey and fridge.

- What would you say if you'll see a Mexican eating hamburger in fast-food restaurant? - Enjoy your meal.

A Korean, a Japanese, a Muslim, a Christian, a Jew, a Chinese and a member of Isis are enjoying a friendly game of poker. The Korean man kills everyone because he has a life threatening illness that prevents him from using his brain. The worst news though was that the he lost the game of poker.

Yo mama's so fat because her BMI is considered obese on the scale.

What do you call it when a dead man has his wallet stolen? Rob Zombie.

Why didn't Michael Jackson celebrate his birthday? He's dead.

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