A mailman walks into a bar He delivers a bill for the electricity and leaves.

Roses are red Violets are blue Deez nuts Ha goteem

How do you make a clown happy then sad? You give him pot then shoot him in the foot

why did the man take a poo because his rectum exploded

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Banana you glad I didn't say 'Orange?'"

Q. whats red and sits in a hairdressers? A. a baby getting its hair cut with a potato peeler

L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

How can you tell if someone is a virgin? Everyone is a virgin in something. For example, if you never had sex with a dinosaur, then you are a virgin at dinosaur sex.

Did you know that Helen Keller had a swing set? neither did she.

How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

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Q: What is Tarzan's favorite Christmas Carol? A: None. He was raised by gorillas, who are unlikely to have ever heard of Christmas.

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

Yo mama so fat, her wand is a Slim Jim

why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

What do you call a cow that is lying on a barn floor? A cow

Whats worst than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

Why couldn't the black man get a high-paying job? because he lived during the harsh and cruel times of slavery.

Do you want to hear some bad news? My wife just died Do you want to hear some good news? I'm single

Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

What do you call a dumb friend? Sam.

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? Nothing, he was a fish.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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