What happens if you come across an elephant in the jungle?. You wipe it up What happens if an elephants comes across you in the jungle? Swim

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How do you make someone laugh at a funeral? Laughing gas How do you make someone cry at a birthday party? Tear gas How do you make someone high at a wedding? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - There are many ways to get high in a wedding. Gas is not the only option.

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Why didn't the man say, "Hello, Morgan Freeman!" when his friend walked by? Because his friend wasn't Morgan Freeman.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

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there once was a black man who played basketball

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Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

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Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

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Why didn't Suzie go to the park? She commited suicide 2 years ago.

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What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

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why did the girl moan in pain? she got punched in the face.

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All of the people in the burning building escaped except for one what was wrong with that one person? He was a blind, could not hear and was in a wheelchair.

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In Soviet Russia, millions die under an oppressive and uncaring regime that uses communism to justify its inhumane policies.

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What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

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a man ran into a bar screaming. he now has a severe coma

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why was the little girl crying? because i raped her.

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A man watched his city burn. He was traumatized by the loss of his friends and family and went to therapy to recover.

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A three-legged prostitute, a coal miner, and R. Kelly walk into an all-midget rendition of Stravinsky's Rite of Spring. The miner has a heart attack and dies. The concubine and the vocalist do nothing to help.

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why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

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what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

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Your sex life.

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have you ever tried Ethiopian food? neither have they

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a blond and a brunet jump of a bridge who hits the ground first ....... the brunet because the blond has to ask for directions

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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