- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

What did the woman say when the man got her flowers? "Why thank you."

Why did the Flintstones have Christmas? The Flintstones celebrated Christmas because the creator, William Hanna, celebrated it. As it is a kids TV show, you can't expect it to be factually correct.

someone had sex with Justin bieber end result Justin went into labor

Why did the boy drop the ice cream? So that it would melt and he could dip his dick into it and his mom could lick it off.

Why was Timmy sore? He'd been playing with his cornhole along with his friends all day!

What do you do when you find a blonde on her knees? Help her up, because obviously she has fallen.

A man walks into the bar and ask the bartender for a shot of vodka. He drinks the vodka.

There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair.

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red pain is spilled on it.

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

In a galaxy far, far, away.... There were quasars, stars, and various sized meteors.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

When life gives you lemons, sell them. Rejoice in your free money.

What did Susie do when the music was too loud Nothing

What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

Your mom is so fat that she steps on the scale and sees a relatively large number compared to the rest of human society.

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Walking.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

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