- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he needed to go to work to help pay for his dying daughter's cancer treatment

Why can't Hellen Keller play the piano? She's dead.

How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

Why Was 6 Afraid of 7? Because 7 was a Pedophile

If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him? Because that would be assault, and not only assault but aggravated assault, since you are using a weapon to do it. Plus, the lawyer would have an advantage over you in court during the trial, due to having a law degree.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, Some don't.

Q. What did the Cat say to the Dog? A. "These humans are so jobless.."

Why did the kid jump? He didn't.

How many ADD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Wanna ride bikes?

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red... That depends in how hard you throw them.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a rapist.

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin Before He Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

Na na na na na Neo! Na na na na na na 'Sporin!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, Herp Derp

Knock knock. who's there? your dead cat, here you go.

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

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