A: Knock Knock B: (No Reply) Nobody is home and the man trying to get in will come back later and try again.

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Q: How many elephants can fit inside a Volkswagen Beetle? A: Four.

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What's worse than getting no up-votes on an anti-joke? Getting down votes

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Why was the drunk man in jail? He had lost touch with himself because his wife cheated on him the previous night and to add to the fact she took his clothes so public nudity would be a problem.

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A drum and a cymbal fall off a cliff...

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Knock Knock DAMMIT WOMAN MAKE ME A SAMMACH

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Wanna hear something funny? David is addicted to mw3 like the other 3 million people!

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Why did Hitler hate Jews? Because he use to get bulied by them when he was in high school.

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what does STFU stand for? the southern tenant farmers union.

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a man walks into a bar. he gets a beer and talks to his friends. he then goes home.

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why did the chicken cross the rode?????? i dont know because he felt like it???????????p.s.i actually dont know why he crossed the rode so go ask the next who makes a joke about a chicken crossing a rode?

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Why was the man sad? Cause his dog fell off a cliff

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Why did the black man kill his girlfriend? Because it was his mom!

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a good, New England family man

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Random letters vJKkBvCffsgfsjxmsocowdbwfeascbsa

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Ask me if I'm a tree? Are you a tree? No.

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Why did the boy die? He got hit by the school bus.

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How do you find a jew amoung italians? Through a dollar and see which one whines its not enough!

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Please don't tell anybody about me, or I will be hunted down, taken from my family, and be objected to a life of cruel exploitation.

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What did the white man say to the group of black men when there was a golf ball coming at them? Stay there! You are in no immediate danger!

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Q: How many different Pokèmon are there? A: Pokèmon aren't real.

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What's the difference between katchup and musterd A very long list of things that I don't want to read

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How many orangoutangs does it take to screw in a light bulb? 16; mongoloid

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prison isnt fun it also is bland kidnapping is a crime but get in the van

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