Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

Kim Jong Un thinks that he is in shape. And when you think about it, he's right. Round is a shape.

whats a joke

Who do you call when there is a ghost in your house? You should problably call the doctor, you may be hallucinating.

Why did the chcicken cross the road? To get to the other side nl

Why did the submarine crash? Someone opened the window

The schoolboy said to the bus driver, this is my stop the bus driver replied "no, we have a while to go yet"

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

being sober in a bar fight

STFU Stop Tickling Fuzzy Unicorns they really don't like it

"knock knock" "who's there" "I dont know, check the door"

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth she has lacked a jaw

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

Did you hear about the man who went up into space without a space suit? He died.

roses are red violets are blue

How do you make Yoda sad? Kill all of his friends.

Why do girls enjoy listening to Justin Biebers music? Because he sings moderately well and appeals to a younger audience.

Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

What did the scarf say to the hat? Nothing, a scarf can't talk.

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