- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

What's worse than dividing by zero? Chuck Norris dividing your face!

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

How many friendzoned guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. They just compliment it then get mad when it won't screw.

Where do cows go to have fun? Cows don't have a concept of fun as such, but they would probably go to a large, sunny field full of lush, green grass with a bubbling river and plenty of shade.

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

What the difference between an apple and a pear One of them is red

What is better than getting a job? Getting a better job.

Why did the Italian family have spaghetti for dinner? Thats the only thing they had in the house

Why did the Teacher cry? Because he was sad.

How do you make time fly? You can't, time is the duration of events and therefore cannot "fly".

What's flaming and has wheels? A firepit. I lied about the wheels.

did you stub your toe?

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A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because HItler took he's parents away.

A black man sees a watch that he want. He then purchases it with his hard earned money.

What do you call a man who shoots someone? A very bad person.

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What did the vegetarian order for lunch? A dead baby.

You know what's natural? Bears.

What would you call Martin Luther King Jr. If he was alive today? Alive

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