What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Transgenders! More than meets the eye! Transgenders! Girl was once a guy! LGBTs wage the battle to destroy The homophobic forces of Christianity! Transgenders! Homos in disguise!

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A rabi and a priest go out for a coffee they talk for a while and go on there way

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Why did the man answer his cell phone at 3 AM in the morning? Because his phone was ringing and was probably waiting for an important phone call

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If you're American outside of the bathroom, then what are you inside the bathroom? An American inside of a bathroom.

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A Jew buys something that is not on sale

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I'll have a chocolate milkshake, hold the onions.

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Q) What's worse than getting a parking ticket? A) The Black Death

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Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

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how did harry styles get in one diretion god

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Why did the chicken open door? It can't. Chickens don't have hands.

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How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

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Why couldn't little Jeffy find his way to gumdrop palace? Because he was shot

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Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding poo in your shoe.

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What sport do all black people like? This is impossible to answer because not all black people like the same sport.

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Jesus can walko water Humans are 70% water I can walk on humans Therefore i am 70% Jesus

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Anne Widdecombe becomes attractive.

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Q: What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? A: You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a serial killer.

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what did mohammed say to Jesus? nothing they lived in completly different time periods

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What did Mary say to Vishnikharmut? You're name is weird. What did Vishnikharmut say to Mary? Your grammar is incorrect.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get surgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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Why did Susie drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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