- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

What do you say to an over weight Jewish mother? "Work on those crunches" He was her coach.

Knock, knock. Who's there? George. George who? Oh sorry, I thought this was number 52. my mistake.

Thank you Jesus, for this wonderful meal we have tonight. De nada.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

A man walks into his house to see his TV is moving. He notices a black man who starts running when he enters. He then calls the police and gives a description of the man. The robber gets placed under arrest.

A priest, a rabbi and a proctologist walk into a bar. Why is there a bar lying in the middle of the sidewalk?

what's worse than me fucking your mom she enjoyed it

Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got hitted by a drunken driver and died last week, when he was cycling to school.

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

What happenswhen a geman shepard jumps into a lake? it gets wet

A neutron walked into a bar and asked "how much for a drink?" The bartender did not reply because a neutron is so small he didn't notice that it even entered.

Whats black, white, and red all over? Hot sauce on a checkerboard.

Dr. I need a new butt, mine has a crack in it.

Have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. It's okay, neither has he.

What's funnier than cancer? Just about anything. There's nothing funny about terminal illnesses.

What do Jesus, The Easter Bunny, and Santa Claus all have in common? Their middle names are all Larry.

do you listen to dubstep? OH YEA I LOVE SKRILLEX -_-

What's the worst thing about African poverty? The fact that there is no foreseeable solution to the problem of millions suffering.

Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

A women in the kitchen.

Why did the arm-less Ben fall off the swing? Gravity

How do u make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face

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