What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

Q: what did the suicide bomber say after the attack? A:

S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

why did dominic buy a new speaker on holiday because his parents died and his was at home

Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it got ran over by a car recently after it go killed it was eaten by a hobo and the hobo died from ring worm

What's worse than having to watch your dad rape your mom? Having to watch your mom rape your dad.

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? *runs*

Q: What's the answer to this question? A: The question to this answer.

Why was the man so fat? Because he is in a wheel chair and can't exercise.

A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

What do you call a kid with down syndrome and no arms? Whatever his name is.

You know what's gay? Grabbing another man's penis.

What happened to the man who jumped off a building? He got hit by a bus on the way down.

What's funnier than the holocaust? Nothing.

how do you burn a lot of calories? set a fat kid on fire

Whats worse than seeing a child with autism? Seeing a child doin' serious damage in a mosh pit

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

horses are burgers now ive got the flu watch out tescos because im gonna sue

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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