- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your mom. Your mom who? Its your mom now open the danm door!

What is Green and smells like Yellow Paint Green Paint

Roses are brown, violets are brown, someone keeps shitting in my garden

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To reach his desired destination.

What's black on top and white on the bottom? Half an oreo

What's the difference between Josef fritsal and a fridge? A fridge can be thrown at a bowl of custard.

Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

How did the Jewish husband and stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

What's worse than finding a dead fly in your soup? Finding your soup in a dead fly

What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

Is it normal to eat breakfastr in the morning? Yes By Logan in South Dakota

Q: How do you make a plumber sad? A: Kill his family

What did the blind quadriplegic get for Christmas? Cancer.

It's raining it's poring the old man died die to a sudden increase in blood pressure thus leading to a heart attack

Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Did you hear that the actress, Reese what's-her-name, got stabbed to death? Witherspoon? No, with a knife.

Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

glasses, jacket, shirt They call me glasses, jacket, shirt man. I never leave the house...without my brodies. hehehe hahaha hohoho!

Tough crowd tonight...

There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

What is older than history?

roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

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