what did the frog say to the fence? chicken

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Why did the guy go to the store? He really doesn't want you to know every detail of his life.

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a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

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A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

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Steve Jobs is alive.

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A black man walks out of a store. He was carrying a receipt.

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Bacon is delcious.

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What's red and bad for you teeth. A brick

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Why are you gay? Because ***** you

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She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

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How do you make a 4 year old cry? You tell him all his family died in a horrible plane crash.

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black people

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Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

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What did the blonde say to the brunette? We both have hair

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Why do cats have eyes? So they can see.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Unless she's particularly short, then she may need to get a friend, who may or may not be blonde, to help by holding the ladder.

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

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What's worse than taking a final? Getting shot in the face.

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one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

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What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

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Why did the man have a hard time trying to open the door? The door was locked

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a Guinness.

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What do you get when you cross a rock and a paper bag? A rock inside of a paper bag.

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A Cheerio is at Cheerio high school, and there is another Cheerio that he wants to ask to the prom, but she is a frosted Cheerio and because of Cheerio social statuses she would not go with him. So he goes to the Cheerio factory so he can become a frosted Cheerio. The factory workers tell him that he can be a frosted Cheerio, but the machines are malfunctioning today and they can only frost half of him. He agrees, and the girl Cheerio goes to the prom with him. He shows up at the prom with her, and she asks him to get her some punch. So, he's walking around, looking for the punch line, when he realizes: There isn't any.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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