- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are aspirins white? Because the creator of aspirin didn't feel it necessary to color the pills.

What do you call a man that eats a sandwich? Hungry.

I'd really wanted to design a car, and then craft some sort of prototype dream car and concepts but sadly, I can't even draw a straight line.

Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

Q: whats worse than finding out you failed an exam? A: finding out you where Hitler in a past life

what's worse than being attacked by a giant ant? being attacked by two giant ants

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

Q: What did the duck say to the bartender? A: Nothing considering that ducks cannot speak

whats worse than jonny james obviously

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock (who's there?) Not Sally.

Q: A man, already drunk, walked into a bar. What did he say? A: Ouch!

yo mamma so ugly I think she has cancer

A Mexican walked into a bar. He never came back out.

What do you get when you mix red and yellow together? rellow

What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dead cat.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

Chick Norris... Enough said

What do you call a fat man who can turn slim? I don't know

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