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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey..I forget the rest but your mother is a whore.

Two peanuts were walking down the street. Well actually, they just rolled a bit and then stopped. Peanuts don't have legs.

One time, I called the police, but it was actually a fire. So my neighbors died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken saw some potential food across the street.

A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H2O." The second man, quite thirsty, says "I would like some H2O too." The second man dies because the bartender is a serial killer and gave the man the hydrogen peroxide he ordered. The first man is killed with a shovel.

Kony 2012 - Uganda Be Kidding Me

Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

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Smelly Indians.

What's so great about twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

Two goldfish are swimming in the ocean. One says to another, "I don't think we will be able to survive in this salty environment".

what is red white and blue? the french flag

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Get Outta Here We're Closed!

Q: How many nuns does it take to eat a dead racoon? A: 2

Yo mama's so fat because her BMI is considered obese on the scale.

A Korean, a Japanese, a Muslim, a Christian, a Jew, a Chinese and a member of Isis are enjoying a friendly game of poker. The Korean man kills everyone because he has a life threatening illness that prevents him from using his brain. The worst news though was that the he lost the game of poker.

How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

Q: What happened when the Mexican went to the doctors? A: He was diagnosed with depression.

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What's the Green Lantern's favorite holiday? Hannukah

What did the Atheist say to priest? Evolution

whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I have to take off my boots to jump on the trampoline.

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