- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

My penis is big... not.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

What's the difference between a BMW and a murder victim? I don't have a BMW in my garage.

What did the girl say to the mute? "Why are you so quiet?" How did the mute respond? He flipped her off.

What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

A white man applies for a job two weeks later he finds out he lost the job to a hardworking Mexican who went to college and payed his debts

What is the difference between a seal and an armadillo? They are both aquatic animals, except for the armadillo.

Why didn't the man buy the sportscar? He couldn't drive stick

What did the Asian dad say to his son when he got an A- in math? Good job son.

Whats the difference between a falcon and a deer? both live in water, except for the falcon... oh, and the deer.

The first train go fowards at 250 mph, and the second train takes a left, how many pancakes are on my rooftop? - The answer is purple because aliens don't dribk coffee

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A baseball, bat, and a glove.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Two worms in you apple what worse than 2 worms in your apple? Two holocausts

Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

Guest: "Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?" Hotel Host: "I can't imagine, unless it's because you have the plate he usually eats from."

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

What do you call 4 black men in a BMW? Successful Businessmen.

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a mustang? I dont have a mustang in my garage.

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