- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The sentence at the bottom is true. The sentence at the top is false.

I told my grandmother to act her age.... she then died

What did the coney say to the hotdog? At least i kill people.

How did the conductor survive the Electric Chair? - He was a bad conducter

How many christians does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows, by the time they finish unscrewing the burned out light, a hi-jacked plane crashes into them.

whats worse then falling out of a tree? Cancer.

Why did the girl drown? She had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

Why was the girl crying? She just got diagnosed with cancer you inconsiderate bastard.

What did the guy day to the other guy with an afro on his head? You look like a guy with an afro on his head.

here's my two cents worth! hands you two pennies , entire life savings

Whats the difference between a black an white guy? They have different skin tones

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

Dog is walking through a park and is almost stepped on by a horse. Dog says, "Hey, watch where you're going!" Horse says, "Well, looky here! A talking dog!"

Q: Where's the cheese? Who ate the cheese? A: How do you know it's been eaten because it's gone? Are you making the assumption that food that has disappeared was eaten because that is usually how food disappears? I am filing a lawsuit against you for your malevolent foodism.

What did the Rasta man say when he got his dread stuckin the toilet ?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to my house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

What was 6 affraid of 7? because 7 was black.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

What do the Wii, PS3, and Xbox 360 all have in common? None of them will get you laid.

Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

What's worse than watching the Hunger Games? Playing the Hunger Games

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

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