What is worse than losing your phone charger... Being viciously raped by a group of angry vegans feminist mad at you for eating a burger, while walking out of Hooters.

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Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

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How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

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A White and a Chinese got in a fight, who won? None. The fight was unable to begin because a color is not a living organism.

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I would, but I see an older version of the kid, that suffered so much pain and agony.

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knock knock whos there rock rock who rocks dont knock stupid

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whenever you come out of emma browns bedroom

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a red boat and a blue boat collided all the survivors still have nightmares to this day

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A young black guy was explaining how he was raised by a single mother

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? None. While they were figuring out who to change the bulb the bulb lit a spark and the house caught fire. Everyone but one died. The black guy couldn't change the bulb because the bulb was lost in the fire.

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I'm gay Mr Goodwin

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What do you get if you mix a Bulldog and a Shih Tzu? A new breed of dog.

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A duck walks into a bar and the bartender says"What do u want?" The ducks replays "EVERY DAY IM SHUFFLING!!!" The bartender slaps the duck in its face and quid his job. The bar has a hard time finding a replacement and his business dies. THE END

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What do you get when you put a pig in an oven? A dead pig.

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A Chinese man and an american lived together. The Chinese man said to the american man, "I'm going to walk the dog." The American said "OK." Later that night they were eating dinner. The American said to the Chinese man, "I don't think that I've had this meat before. What is it?" The Chinese man replied, "The dog." The American, surprised, spewed out the food he was eating. "THE DOG!?" he yelled, shocked. The Chinese man replied, "Yes, I TOLD you I was going to wok the dog!"

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Panda walks into a restaurant with gun ready to eat, shoot and leave to finish a really good grammar joke, but before he can eat, Animal Control tranquilize him and seize his gun. So all he can do is leave unconscious. Meanwhile someone takes enjoyment in slowly burning the dictionary entry for "Panda".

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why did the photographer take so many pictures? Because he gets paid.

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It got hit by a rocket.

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Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What red and goes up and down? A tomato in an elevator.

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What's more fun that being raped? Not being raped.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because humans do not have the capability of accessing the chickens brain to receive their knowledge and what they were thinking about in the past.

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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Assuming the fact that these children are in fact deceased, it would be highly inprobable that they could perform any task. Or that they would need to see any light at all, since the point of that dark room is to keep them concealed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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