- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a blond girl walks into a bar

Roeses are purple violets are green WTF u just stabbed me.

A Great White Shark eats a baby seal's mother. Great White Sharks don't feel remorse.

Dear Diary, I am down to my last drops of water, I'm going to die soon. Wait, a man is offering me some water! Theres still hope, wait he said sike and ran off. I'm going to die alone.

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

Roses are red Violets are... The poem was never finished due to the fact that the reader had narcolepsy and promptly fell asleep.

knock knock whos there ben ben who ben ages since i seen you !!! vote this up please or a unicorn will die , unicorns are not real , but a moth can ride bikes so please vote this down

Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut, you ***ing racist.

What did the rake say to the shovel? Nothing, they're both inanimate objects.

How do you get a horse to stop humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

why did the doctor go to jail? he was found guilty of the murder and rape of a 6 year old boy.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a baby? Humans don't eat babies, other than a Cannibals because some tend to eat babies.

Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

Why did the blonde walk into the men's restroom? Because the blonde was a man who needed to expel his feculent waste.

What did the man say when he lost his keys? I lost my keys. What did the man say when he saw an elephant in the distance? There is an elephant in the distance.

WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND SAW PROSTITUTE OUT THE WINDOW AND SAID GRANDMA GRANDMA CAN I GO PLAY WITH THAT PROSTITUTE SHE SAID NO YOU CAN PLAY WITH ME BECAUSE I'M A PROSTITUTE TOO

What has eight wheels and cost more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

Today is March 22.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

what do you call a prostitute with white eyes? emma , with the cloudy iris,

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