- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, ill give you a wink, two in the pink, and one in the stink.

Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

Q: What happens when you sit in the middle of the road? A: You get hit by a car and die a horrible death as your family members mourn in the loss and remain sad forever.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing???? she had down syndrome

Why did the door close? Because I closed it.

What do you get if you have a bundle of children's clothing, some moisturising cream, a gas mask, a lollipop, more candy and a bag? A disguise.

what looks like a banana? a penis

What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

A man driving through a thunderstorm said, "look, it's rain, dear." His wife, being a reindeer, took offense to that statement.

What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

what has 2 legs and bleeds alot half a dog

Your sex life.

Nickleback.

Why did the Jew go to prison. He slaughtered his family.

Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

So 2 apples are having sex, and one apple sais to the other, I got worms.

Why didn't the black man eat lunch? Because his lunch asked him not to eat it.

I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

Bob and Joe are talking about how their grandfathers died in the Hulacaust. Bob says "Mine died in the gas chambers" Joe says "Mine got drunk and fell off the guard tower.

What do you call a boy with one eye and no arms. -Mean names.

Who has a big nose? YOU!!!

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