- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Cripples are lame.

Whats a hobbo's favorite food? Trash

What do you do when you say shut up to someone and they say make me? Rip out their vocal cords.

Whats funnier than Steven Yuhasz being Straight? Womens Rights.

don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

If chuck noris has five dollars and you have five dollars, he has more money than you. He forgot about the extra dollar in his back pocket

what do a pizza and a jew have in common? they both burn in an oven

there are 2 men standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is called Peter

Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

What's worst than the holocaust? Coming home and having your parents say " we received an email from your teacher today"

What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

what did the man say when he walked into the bar? Ouch!

A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

Black people stink of shite!

how may horses can you fit in a blender i can't remember what is red and goes 100KPH a horse in a blender

Why did lil' Jenny fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

I kinda said I did not want to know, sooo... Want to meet up tomorrow? Like for realsies? In that case tell me first (then show me tomorrow as proof), your cough... Vagina, I dont care if its shaven or not, but does it have red hair?

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She didn't own a car.

Knock knock. Who isn't there? Not me. Don't come in. I won't.

What do you get when John pulls your toe off the waterfall and takes three from an caramel? -6 to the power of golf.

Whats red but smells like blue paint? Red paint

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