- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Person 1: Ask me if i'm an orange.. Person 2: Are you an orange? Person1: No..

What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your child has been in a terrible car accident.

What's the difference between a dead dog lying in the middle of the street and a dead black man lying in the middle of the street? The physical differences you would commonly expect to be between a human being and a dog.

A sober Irish individual.

A car walked into a bar... wait no it didn't it has wheels.

What's the same between a bike and a duck? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

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What is black, white, and red all over? something that just so happens to be seen by the color blind.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Why didn't the women make her husband a sandwitch? Because she was struck by a car as a young child and was told she could never walk again. Her family couldn't afford a wheelchair so therefore she is bedridden all day.

why do people put their pants on in the morning? because their not nudists.

what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My heart skipped a beat, I'm dead.

Knock Knock. Who's there? An astronaut. He's all alone in the vacuum of space. No one hears him knocking.

Pandas Everywhere!!!

A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

What do you call a woman when you're inside her? Mom.

Whats worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

What is hitlers favorite planet: jewpiter

Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

What happens if you come across an elephant in the jungle?. You wipe it up What happens if an elephants comes across you in the jungle? Swim

How do you make someone laugh at a funeral? Laughing gas How do you make someone cry at a birthday party? Tear gas How do you make someone high at a wedding? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - There are many ways to get high in a wedding. Gas is not the only option.

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