- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A plane crashed in the border of mexico and USA. Where do you bury the survivors? tell me in the thing bellow

What happened while Thomas crossed the street? He got hit by a truck. What happened to Billy? He was Thomas's Siamese twin, and he too met the same fate.

What do you call kids born in whorehouses? Poor, poor children.

how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a chicken An animal cruelty charge

whats worse than worldwarII world war iii

What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

Want to hear a clean joke? Soap.

Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: None. Bees make honey, not milk.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

Q: What's your dog's name ? A: Dog. Q: What's your cat's name ? A: Cat. Q: What's your dick's name A: Pinky

Roses are red Violets are blue I need a job Stop spitting on me

What happened when the Asain woman got in her car? A speeding drunk driver hit her and now she is paralyzed from the neck down.. Its a tragic story

What did the elephant say to the zebra? Nothing, elephants can't talk.

Whats bigger than 'burger king'? A. burger

Why are you gay? Because ***** you

Mommy mommy I don't want to see grandma. Shut up and keep digging.

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profits evenly.

black people

Q: What goes up but doesn't come down? A: Columbia

why can stevie wonder drive? He's blind

Why did the baby fall out of the trees? Cause it was dead.

Robert had 30 cheeseburgers and he ate 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes.

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