- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on the training and hence productivity of the babies.

DON'T LOOK A GIFT HORSE IN THE MOUTH BECAUSE HORSES HAVE BAD BREATH

What's puby and dandruffy? Aodhan Hearty

What did the pepperoni say to the pepper We are both tacos

What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

What's the difference between Obama and a monkey? They are two different species, so thus they are very different.

A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

What's better than r a p e? Consensual sex.

A squirrel is about to steal the eggs of a sparrow when the sparrow suddenly says, "Stop! I will do anything if you would spare my eggs!" The squirrel has no capacity to reason and so steals the eggs anyway. The sparrow is devastated.

Want to burn 3000 calories in under 5 MINUTES? Take a store bought pizza and put it in the over for as long as you want. Just watch the calories burn away in a puff of smoke!

how did the man with the gun die? obesity

What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

An American, an English and a Scottish got in the bar and ordered the same drink. After that they left.

Your momma's so fat that when she looked in the mirror she broke down crying and threw up in the toilet because she is belemic.

There was a white kid named Tyrone.

What did the mushroom say to the carrot? Is this even important given the current state of world affairs?

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a shiny new Cadillac? I don't have a shiny new Cadillac in my garage.

I like doodle. XoXo Jamie

Q:Why did the boy drop his icecream? A: His arm was chopped off by a ninja

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