- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did susie go after the explosion? everywhere. What was susie after the explosion? a puzzle.

What's a stupid joke on anti-joke? One that involves a random number with absolutely no meaning

Aodhan, Kevin, Taggart and Caoimhin walk into a bar. They have drinks and then leave.

How do you kill Lady Gaga? There is no point in trying, she is too heavily guarded.

Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

How did the baby cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

How do u kill somebody You throw a fridge at him

Why was the kid running around? He was on fire

Whats a difference between an eagle and a tree? They both can fly. Oh yeah, I Iied about the tree.

are you from Tennessee, cause i wanna rip out your throat you piece of dirt

why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

How do the american stop getting fat ? They don't.

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Why couldn't the man lick his elbows? Because it is scientifically proven that over 98% of humans can not lick their elbows.

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

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What do you call a man sitting at the bar drinking alone? An alcoholic.

Why did the horse stop runnIng? His master beat him to death.

Why wasn't the black woman allowed on the bus? It was rush hour and the bus was full.

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