- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have five fingers The third one's for you

Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

"Grandpa, How did you know that Grandma was the one?" "When her sister dumbed me."

Chicken

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

Justin Bieber walked into a strip club. Selena Gomez wasn't there.

what do you call a kid named kid. kid

Yo mamma so black, she uses armor all instead of lotion...

If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

An Aisian failed a test

what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

teacher: say ur alphabet kid: abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwuxyz kid:wheres the pee teacher:half way down my leg

An eagle and a mouse sat on a tree branch, watching a farmer walk to the pasture to milk his cows. The eagle then turned to the mouse but said nothing, because eagles cannot speak. The eagle then ate the mouse because it was a bird of prey.

Whats a frogs favorite year? 2009!

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I'm not creative Roses are Blue

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have a gun BANG!

Q: Knock knock Q: Who's there? A: Not Suzie

im gay

I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

Is a tomato a vegetable? Depends if it is comatose.

Why couldn't the kid get into see the pairate movie? It was rated PG-13 and he was only 11. Plus he had no money and his mother didnt want him watching movies like that.

How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

What's purple, green, and orange? Dead baby with slashed floaties. What's black, purple, and orange? Same baby two weeks later.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? It was taped to the other monkey

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