So a little girl walked into a bar... A concerned adult then told the bartender. The bartender's name was Jim. Jim then asked the girl if she knew her phone number. The little girl said nothing and the bar tender was perplexed at the petrified look on the girls face. Jim the bartender then called the police and explained the situation.Once the girl was brought back to the police station it was learned that she had been missing for three months in a nearby county. The police then return to the bar to find that the owner had multiple kidnapped little girls in a cage under the bar that only he and the kidnapped girls knew about before the cops and Jim the bartender discovered it. The police then arrested The owner of the bar. He stood trial and was senteced to death row, he remains there today.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

Why did the black man kill his girlfriend? Because it was his mom!

thumb_up thumb_down -32

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a good, New England family man

thumb_up thumb_down -32

Why was the man sad? Cause his dog fell off a cliff

thumb_up thumb_down -32

What's worse than getting no up-votes on an anti-joke? Getting down votes

thumb_up thumb_down -32

Why was the drunk man in jail? He had lost touch with himself because his wife cheated on him the previous night and to add to the fact she took his clothes so public nudity would be a problem.

thumb_up thumb_down -32

Knock Knock DAMMIT WOMAN MAKE ME A SAMMACH

thumb_up thumb_down -32

A drum and a cymbal fall off a cliff...

thumb_up thumb_down -32

Q: How many elephants can fit inside a Volkswagen Beetle? A: Four.

thumb_up thumb_down -32

A: Knock Knock B: (No Reply) Nobody is home and the man trying to get in will come back later and try again.

thumb_up thumb_down -32

Why doesn't Andy wanna bend over to puck something up? That's how he got assraped!

thumb_up thumb_down -32

Roses are red lemons are sour open Your legs and gimme an hour!

thumb_up thumb_down -32

An asian man walks into a bar He buys a drink.

thumb_up thumb_down -32

Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

thumb_up thumb_down -32

I wonder what happen to John? Oh John I know what happen to him. What happened to him then? He was playing on the bridge and fell off on accident. Is he okay? Damn women of coarse he is not okay!!!

thumb_up thumb_down -32

A man and a woman meet on a roof, fall in love and get married. The ceremony was rubbish but the reception was brilliant

thumb_up thumb_down -32

I'm hungry.

thumb_up thumb_down -32

what is the difference between a blond and a red head? one is has blond hair and one has red hair

thumb_up thumb_down -32

what good about eatting every night knowing that a african want

thumb_up thumb_down -32

What did the pirate order for breakfast? Pancakes.

thumb_up thumb_down -32

What do you call a guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

thumb_up thumb_down -32

Wanna hear something funny? David is addicted to mw3 like the other 3 million people!

thumb_up thumb_down -32

what does STFU stand for? the southern tenant farmers union.

thumb_up thumb_down -32

a man walks into a bar. he gets a beer and talks to his friends. he then goes home.

thumb_up thumb_down -32

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops