ok so ive been pondering for a while now for a joke to submit and here is what ive got, tell me what you think: quif stain

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Know what's worst than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Obama

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. -It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

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What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

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Q: What's the best way to satisfy your hunger A: Eat

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Religionh

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Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

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why did the cow say "moo"? because he's a cow and that's what cows say.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his failing marriage.

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A mormon walked into a bar and realised it was a bar the he leaves

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What do you call a moose with a 12 gauge shotgun bullet through it's head? Open Season

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

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What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

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Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning.

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If you play The Binding of Isaac backwards, it's about a boy who summons Satan in hell and ascends multiple floors and eventually revives him mom by sucking in tears. He eventually becomes less of a monster until going back to his home and living hapily with his mother, completely forgetting anything had ever happened.

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What do you call a black kid with no parents? A black orphan.

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"Bitches are fake, talk shit get hit!". False, female dogs cannot speak in the tongues of humans, and if they could I am sure excrement would not come from their mouths.

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What's worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A dead baby in 8 barrels.

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Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

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What colour are blackberries? Purple.

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How do you make a health inspector give you a good report? Throw his family into a pack of alligators.

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Why did the black man actually receive an education. Because he is entitled to one as a citizen of the US. Frederick Douglass, at the twenty-third anniversary of the Emancipation Proclamation stated that "Education, the sheet anchor to a society where liberty and justice are secure, is a dangerous thing to society in the presence of injustices and oppressions...." Douglass knew that in order for black people in America to survive, they had to be educated because it was the one area that could make the weak person strong and the black person equal. By the time the modern day Civil Rights Movement started, its leaders already knew that education was knowledge, and that knowledge was power. In order for black people to gain their equality, they would have to have a solid foundation to stand on, and that foundation would be education.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was at a crosswalk and the walk light was on.

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