- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Okay, you seem sincere enough, thing is that I trust you, but your buddies, if you can vouch for them, then I at least know that you are putting your stepmother in danger if you decide to cover for your friends, besides you being such an emotional crybaby kinda gets me into trusting you again.

Why is Satan evil? Because he makes people eat apples.

What do you call a blue horse with two legs and five eyes? A blue horse with two legs and five eyes.

What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

a guys was walking down the street in Queens. a attractive young woman walked by. He was interested in here so he said nice things and they ended up going on a date. She had a big butt.

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What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

Peter charas threw a masterball at a level 20 Zubat!!!!!

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken so he could fry it.

If you woke up in the morning feeling like P Diddy, get tested. Immediately.

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A blonde a brunette and a ginger jump off a cliff they die upon impact and their families mourn for years to come.

Why was the clown sad? Because he was found guilty of raping and murdering 33 young men, and sentenced to death for 12 of those murders by a jury of his piers.

Why did george washington not make it to the prom? because george washington is dead

What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

I will slap myself once for every like this joke gets!

Knock knock Who's there? A fireman. You're house burned down.

What do you call a black priest? "Father" if you are Christian.

What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

What's long and really hard? The fourth grade.

Want to hear a dirty joke? Well... I can't tell you. It's inapropriate.

2 + 2 = 4

Are you gay. No. Ok.

What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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