- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

How can you tell if someone is a virgin? Everyone is a virgin in something. For example, if you never had sex with a dinosaur, then you are a virgin at dinosaur sex.

Do you want to hear some bad news? My wife just died Do you want to hear some good news? I'm single

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Banana you glad I didn't say 'Orange?'"

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

Q: A man, already drunk, walked into a bar. What did he say? A: Ouch!

yo mamma so ugly I think she has cancer

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

A Mexican walked into a bar. He never came back out.

roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

What do you get when you mix red and yellow together? rellow

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock (who's there?) Not Sally.

Q: What did the duck say to the bartender? A: Nothing considering that ducks cannot speak

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

whats worse than jonny james obviously

What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dead cat.

Chick Norris... Enough said

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

What do you call a fat man who can turn slim? I don't know

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? Nothing, he was a fish.

What do you call a dumb friend? Sam.

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