- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I went to Nebraska and saw a dead squirrel

Mr. Wonder, optimism is seeing the glass as half full, pessimism as seeing the glass half empty, and realism as not seeing the glass at all.

How did Bob survive the plane crash? He didn't

Why do so many people like writting really bad anti jokes? Said Santa Claus

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house... knock knock who's there the chicken

Why was the black kid in the AP Calculus classroom? Because he was a very driven student, who studied hard so that he could attend a good University and build a good life for himself and his family.

Well that explains a lot, thank you.

What happened to the little boy who threw a spitball at the teacher? He was killed the next day when the teacher, who had a history of mental instability and schizophrenia, decided to go on a shooting rampage in class.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because women have the same rights as men thanks to the 19th amendment and sexism needs to die.

Dude did you hear of that mexcican who made a succesful living? Yeah. Me too,

Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

richard is fag

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

What did mr smith say when a student asked for math help? ok

Taxes are like prostitutes. The higher your salary, the more you pay.

How will the world end? That information is unknown

what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains! Really? Well that's the least of your problems. Your test came up HIV positive.

What do you get when ned puts toast in the toaster? A fucking massive sperm whale.

Corn Muffins

why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

Why didn't the Jew laugh at the joke concerning his familial genealogy in relation to WW2? He had orofacial paralysis and was therefore physically incapable of expressing joy through the means of his mouth

What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

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