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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does Santa Claus keep in his gardening shed? Nothing. Santa Claus isn't real.

Why did the boy fall down the stairs? Because he tripped.

Q: what is blue and floats in a pool? A: a baby Q: what is purple and at the bottom of the pool? A: the baby 5 minutes later

Q: what do you call a boy with no arms and an eye patch? A: names

What's do a woman's vagina and a camel's toe have in common? Other than being parts of two mammals, they have nothing in common.

what did the boy with dyslexia get for his birthday? bad grades

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Why is there a man painted green throwing forks at me

Jane was playing in the back of the bus with an eyeball...up and down,up and down.An old woman asks her : Jane,what are you doing?She responds : I`m trying to see who`s the driver

Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

Q: Why did Little Suzie fall off of the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Little Suzie!

yo mama is so ugly she walked by a mirror and looked at her reflection cuz thats what mirrors do

3 Blondes walk into a bar. One ducks, the other two are hospitalized with mild concussions

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chipmunk fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

What happens when an old lady bumps into a black man in the middle of the night? He politely offers her help getting home and she accepts.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see monkey do. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the second monkey.

Q: Whats worse than dropping your ice cream? A: Dropping two ice creams. Q: Whats worse than dropping two ice creams? A: The Holocaust. Q: Whats worse than the Holocaust? A: Dropping three ice creams.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: So it could get hit by a car, to prove that chickens have free will, and have every right to cross a road without any particualar reason.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs on the doorstep? The Diabetes man

why was the little boy sad he found out he had breast cancer

What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

Roses are Red Violets are blue You little stupid ass bitch I ain't fucking with you

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