How do you get a black person out of a tree? Tell them to come down

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I'm getting sick of holocaust jokes can't you Nazi Anne Frankly I'm sick of it

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Once upon a time, there were a lot of Jews......

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A piece of paper got wet. I stuck it over the fireplace to dry off, but it lit on fire.

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A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asks the bartender. "I'm a horse, it's genetic." replied the horse, confused at the bartender's infantile understanding of evolution and other species.

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did u ever hear a bird joke "no" hawkword

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I once walked into my grandmas house to find her laying face down on the ground. It turns out that everyone was planking but grandma wasn't breathing...

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I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

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Connor is homo

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What's big, white, and if it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.?

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How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

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Why is it easy to steal candy from a baby? Because the baby is smaller, weaker and would not pose any threat.

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Lightning strikes 2 year old baby.

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What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

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Edward Smith had started telling a long rambling joke when William McMaster Murdoch cut him off with "I don't like where this is headed".

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I've just been struck by an enormous bolt of lightning. I am covered in boils and my house is full of frogs. I strongly recommend that when referring to God, always use the upper case 'H' on all personal pronouns.

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there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

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What is worse than going to school? Nothing.

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A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

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Q: what comes after 69? A: 70

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Whats worse than burnt toast? Getting molested

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How do you kill a polar bear? Global Warming.

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Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

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What do you call Ed Milliband after he's been decapitated? Dead Milliband.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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