whats funnier then a children's hospital..... it catching on fire.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? Dead babies are not sports cars

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what happened to the black man that fell of the bridge? he drowned due to the fact the african-americans do not swim very well.

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Phil sees a hitchhiker wandering past his car on the sidewalk. He asks Phil if he can take him to his house, and Phil says no, and keeps driving. Six seconds later the hitchhiker is crossing the street in search of somebody else, when he is hit by a bus and dies.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot.

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Say you are caught in a net with 10 other people in said net at a construction site. A pair of scissors are right next to you and everyone said to use the scissors. But instead of using the scissors, you use your teeth in risk of a broken tooth.

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What did Adam say when he saw Eve with just a fig leaf? The recipe said three frikkin figs.what the hell am I going to do with a fig leaf, you better get back in there, and hurry because I'm double parked. I was referring to Eastend married couple Adam and Eve Turner, in case there was any confusion.

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What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

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A man walks into a Bar, and he gets kicked out because its an animal only bar no people allowed

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like your mom Give me some glue

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What's yellow and shark infested? Shark infested banana pudding.

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Cigarettes are a lot like hamsters. Perfectly harmless until you put them in your mouth and catch them on fire.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Yesterday I told a chemistry joke. There was no reaction.

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every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

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Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

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Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

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A black student graduated High School

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what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

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Q: What did Bobby get for his first birthday ? A: Adoption papers

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Why did Ian die Because I shot him with a gun

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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